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[缓慢的器乐演奏] [slow instrumental music playing]
(小狗发牢骚) [puppy whining]
(叫) [barking]
(语) [baby cooing]
(叫) [barks]
(婴儿尖叫 大笑) [baby squeals, laughing]
(喘息) [gasps]
(咯咯地笑) [giggles]
-[小狗呜咽]-[乔-艾尔]我们得快点了 -[puppy whimpering] -[Jor-El] We must hurry.
地球不会再存活多久了 The planet won't survive much longer.
你确定吗? [Lara] Are you sure about this?
[乔-艾尔]恐怕这是唯一的办法 [Jor-El] I'm afraid it's the only way.
(搅拌播放音乐) [stirring music playing]
(声) [rumbling]
氪星就要死了 Krypton is about to die.
(抱怨) [whines]
但你 亲爱的儿子 会活下去的 But you, dear son, will live on.
(抱怨) [whining]
-(婴儿哭)(叫) -[baby crying] -[barking]
乔艾尔Krypto 不! [Jor-El] Krypto, no!
(抱怨) [whining]
(叫) [barks]
(闻) [sniffing]
(叫) [barks]
哦!Krypto ! Oh! Krypto!
[笑] [laughing]
不 No.
我们的孩子需要一个朋友 Our boy will need a friend.
照看好我们的儿子 Watch over our son.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(声) [rumbling]
(Krypto呜咽) [Krypto whimpering]
(情感播放音乐) [sentimental music playing]
(哭) [crying]
(哭泣停止) [crying stops]
(语) [baby cooing]
(打鼾) [snoring]
(叫) [barks]
-[调皮的音乐响起]-[克拉克继续打鼾] -[mischievous music playing] -[Clark continues snoring]
(抱怨) [whines]
好了 醒醒 伙计 这是walk-o整 All right, wake up, buddy. It is walk-o'clock.
(对象卡嗒卡嗒响) [objects clattering]
也许我应该让他睡一觉? Maybe I should let him sleep?
好吧 我让他睡了 Okay, I let him sleep.
-[氪打哈欠]-[克拉克继续打鼾] -[Krypto yawning] -[Clark continues snoring]
[Krypto] [Krypto] All right.
(鼾声) [snoring loudly]
- (重击)- (低沉的打鼾) -[thumps] -[muffled snoring]
这对我们俩来说都不愉快 This is unpleasant for both of us.
(克拉克)-(叫) 不,不 不,不 -[barks] -[Clark] No. No, no. No, no.
(抱怨) [whines]
嗯 Hmm.
(克拉克喃喃自语) [Clark mumbling]
五个……五分钟 Five more... Five more minutes.
-[砰]-[恶作剧音乐停止] -[thuds] -[mischievous music stops]
我起来 And I'm up.
好的,Krypto Okay, Krypto.
-我们去散步 - (叫) -We'll go for a walk. -[barking]
【你是我最好的朋友】 ["you're my best friend" by Queen playing]
(喘气) [panting]
(打呵欠)哇! [yawning] Whoa!
♬你让我活了下来 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
♬无论这个世界 能给我什么♬ ♪ Whatever this world can give to me ♪
♬是你你是我能看到的一切♬ ♪ It's you you're all I see ♪
(叫) [barking]
♬你让我活了下来 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
-[汽笛鸣响]-♬你是最好的朋友♬ -[siren blaring] -♪ You're the best friend ♪
♪♪< i>♪♪ ♪ That I ever had ♪
-[强盗笑]-♬我一直和你在一起 这么久了♬ -[robbers laughing] -♪ I've been with you such a long time ♪
♬你是我的阳光</我> 我想让你知道♬</我> ♪ You're my sunshine and I want you to know ♪
-[两]啊?- (呻吟) -[both] Huh? -[groans]
♪……♪我真的很爱你♪ ♪ ...I really love you ♪
-[咆哮]-♬你是我最好的朋友♬ -[growling] -♪ Oh you're the best friend ♪
♬你让我活了下来 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
♬每当这个世界 对我是残酷的♬ ♪ Whenever this world is cruel to me ♪
♬我得到了你 帮我原谅♬ ♪ I got you to help me forgive ♪
♬你让我活了下来 ♪ Ooh you make me live ♪
(所有喘气) [all gasp]
[大家都松了一口气] [all sigh in relief]
(所有喘气) [all gasp]
♪……♬ ♪ ...that I ever had ♪
♬你知道 我永远不会孤单♬ ♪ You know I'll never be lonely ♪
-♬你是我的唯一♬ -[吠叫] -♪ You're my only one ♪ -[barks]
♬我喜欢♬ ♪ And I love the things ♪
♬我真的很喜欢 你做的事情♬ ♪ I really love the things that you do ♪
(叫,哀求) [barks, whines]
♬你是我最好的朋友♬ ♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪
[记者]先生终于被击败了 [reporter] Mister Mxyzptlk has finally been defeated.
原来 他只需要倒着念他的名字 Turns out, he just needed to say his name backwards.
我是露易丝·莱恩 来自大都会 From Metropolis, I'm Lois Lane.
(超人)嘿,路易斯 [Superman] Hey, Lois.
我知道你喜欢这些 I know you like these,
所以我从巴黎给你买了一个 so I got you one from actual Paris.
-[笑]-[浪漫的音乐响起] -[chuckles] -[romantic music playing]
我不知道我为什么那样说 I don't know why I said it like that.
我从43街给你买了一个 And I got you one of these from 43rd Street.
离我的路足足有三个街区远 Which is, like, a full three blocks out of my way.
在高峰时间吗? During rush hour?
这就像我要飞到火星一样 Wow, that's like me flying to Mars.
(意向书)什么?你能飞吗? [Lois] What? You can fly?
我一直以为斗篷只是个可爱的装饰品 I always thought the cape was just a cute accessory.
哦!所以你觉得我很可爱 Oh! So you think I'm cute.
我说斗篷很可爱 I said the cape was cute.
(叹气)你觉得我很可爱 [sighs] You think I'm cute.
我们现在在舔脸吗? Are we lickin' faces right now?
因为如果我们要舔脸 我就得加入… Because if we're lickin' faces, I gotta get in on...
-[吠叫]-[浪漫音乐停止] -[barking] -[romantic music stops]
哦 这是什么? Oh, what do I have here?
- [玩具发出](喘息) -[toy squeaking] -[gasps]
捏的布鲁斯! Squeezy Bruce!
获取!- (叫) -Fetch! -[barks]
小狗 快起来! Pup, up and away!
(笑)好了 我们说到哪了? [laughs] Okay, where were we?
[氪]挤压布鲁斯取回 [Krypto] Squeezy Bruce retrieved.
嘿 那些家伙看起来很有趣 Hey, those guys look fun.
你去和他们玩怎么样? How about you go play with them?
(有趣的音乐) [amusing music playing]
所以我在吃自己的呕吐物 然后… So I'm eating my own vomit, and then the...
所以 我在吃我自己的… So, I'm eating my own...
所以我…… So I'm...
我… I'm...
看来你躲进你的蝙蝠洞了 I see you've retreated to your Batcave,
但没有人能躲过正义的长鼻子 but nobody can hide from the long snoot of justice.
嗯 Hmm.
然后我说 如果你不想要我 And then I says, "If you don't want me
在地毯上蹭屁股 rubbing my butt in the carpet,
硬木地板 ” get hardwood floors."
(崩溃) [crashing]
挤压布鲁斯被找回来了 [Krypto] Squeezy Bruce has been retrieved.
等等 你知道这是谁吗? Wait, do you know who this is?
这是超级狗氪星 It's Krypto the Superdog.
好的 [笑]你可以用我的爪印 Okay. [chuckles] You can have my pawtograph.
(泥浆压制) [mud squelches]
听着 恐怕我只能说一个人 Listen, I'm afraid I gotta keep it to just one,
不然我就得签一天字了 or I'll be signing all day.
现在 如果你不介意的话 Now, if you'll excuse me,
我得把这个还给我儿子 I gotta get this back to my boy.
-他不想要 -[氪]对不起 什么? -[Foofy] He doesn't want it. -[Krypto] I'm sorry, what?
Outside-Underpants先生 Mr. Outside-Underpants.
他不想要玩具 He doesn't want the toy.
他想摆脱你 He's trying to get rid of ya.
什么?那太荒唐了 What? That's ridiculous.
超人和我形影不离 Superman and I are inseparable.
我是他的坐骑或死 I'm his ride or die.
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
这些天你睡在哪里? Where you, uh, sleeping these days?
我和超人一起睡在床上 I sleep in bed with Supes.
除非露易丝在我家过夜 那我就得搬去我的 Except when Lois stays over, then I have to move to my
地板上特别的地方 extra special spot on the floor.
(有趣的音乐停止) [amusing music stops]
残酷的 Brutal.
同样的事情也发生在我身上 Same thing happened to me.
南希有了未婚妻 一切都结束了 Nancy got a fiancee and it was all over.
那是法语“拜拜 狗”的意思 That's French for "Bye-bye, dog."
是啊 你可没我那么有超能力 Yeah, well, you don't get Supes like I get Supes.
我是说 当然 这家伙约会 I mean, sure, the guy dates,
但他永远不会爱任何人 除了…(喘息) but he will never love anyone except for... [gasps]
(慢镜头)我爱你 [in slow motion] I love you.
(不祥的音乐) [ominous music playing]
(喘着粗气) [breathing heavily]
(哽咽) [whimpering]
(不祥的音乐消失) [ominous music fades]
你还好吗? Um, are you okay?
我吗?是的,我……我很好 Me? Yes, I'm... I'm fine.
我很好 我完全… I am fine. I'm totally...
罚款了吗? Fine?
好吧 聊得不错 英镑 All right, good talk. Pound it out.
(尖叫) [screams]
这听起来可能很疯狂 但现在我们在一起了 This might sound crazy, but now that we're together,
我觉得氪星被忽略了? I think Krypto feels left out?
(Krypto哀求) [Krypto whines]
是的 我想我算是他唯一的朋友了 Yeah. I guess I'm, kind of, his only friend.
这是甜的 That's sweet.
但如果他也有个新朋友 他可能会更开心 But maybe he'd be happier if he had a new friend, too.
(乐观的播放音乐) [upbeat music playing]
早上好,朋友 Good morning, friends.
(喘气) [panting]
所以它开始 So it begins.
卡尔会像时钟一样 试图和帕蒂调情 Like clockwork, Carl will try to flirt with Patty.
噢!那是新的香水吗? Ooh! Is that new perfume?
这是猫尿 It's cat pee.
零博弈 And have zero game.
给这只帅气的狗狗足够的时间 Giving this handsome canine just enough time to--
你在干什么 艾斯? What you doin', Ace?
我要疯了 PB I'm bustin' loose, PB.
受够了这个笼子 Sick of this whole cage situation.
哦,我的女神 Oh, my goddess.
这就像神奇女侠 This is just like when Wonder Woman
用了她的投降手镯 used her Bracelets of Submission
逃离毒博士的秘密藏身处 to escape Doctor Poison's secret hideout.
(的)像…这个! [grunting] Like... this!
好的 不完全是这样 Okay. Not exactly like this.
要是被救援小姐抓住了怎么办? What if the rescue lady catches you?
然后把你锁在里屋? And locks you in the back room?
他们只听舒缓的爵士乐 Where they only listen to smooth jazz.
放松,芯片 我让我的姑娘默顿放哨 Relax, Chip. I got my girl, Merton, running lookout.
这些偷窥者什么都不会错过 These peepers don't miss a thing.
如果救援女士来了 你会知道的 If the rescue lady's coming, you'll know it.
完美的 因为我差点就… Perfect. Because I almost got myself out of the...
帕蒂不 [Patty] Nope.
[默顿]我想救星来了! [Merton] I think the rescue lady's coming!
谢谢你,默顿 Thanks, Merton.
这是一个…那是个好机会 That's a... that's a good catch.
我支持你 艾斯 I'm rooting for you, Ace.
但你不想被收养吗 But don't you wanna get adopted
感受温暖的拥抱 and feel the warm embrace
一个独居的中年人? of a middle-aged person who lives alone?
是的 他会成为你最好的新朋友 Yeah. Who will be your new best friend.
你们是我最好的朋友 傻瓜 You're my best friends, dummies.
你们都跟我去农场 And you're all coming with me to the farm.
[倒吸一口冷气]我喜欢他谈论农场! [gasps] I love when he talks about the farm!
- 农场北部 - (令人振奋的音乐) -The farm upstate. -[uplifting music playing]
一个动物自由奔跑的未被驯服的天堂 An untamed paradise where animals run free
他们爱并保护彼此 and they love and protect one another.
生菜长在树上 And the lettuce grows on trees.
(莫顿喘息声) [Merton gasps]
没有避难所阿姨监视我们的一举一动 不 No shelter lady watching our every move. Nope.
这是一个100%的动物农场 It's a 100% animal farm.
这听起来一点都不不祥 That doesn't sound ominous at all.
它是完美的 It's perfect.
等我把我们都弄出去 And when I get us all outta here,
那就是我们要去的地方 well, that's where we're gonna go.
-[动物]狗是对的 - (令人振奋的音乐消失) -[animal] The dog is right. -[uplifting music fades]
他应该寻求自己的自由 He should seek his freedom.
你看到了吗?露露得到它 You see that? Lulu gets it.
他必须摧毁 And he must destroy
-所有阻挡他的人!- (险恶的播放音乐) -all who stand in his way! -[sinister music playing]
哇 好吧 那只是个转折 Wow. Well, that just took a turn.
你可以拿你那愚蠢的农场开玩笑 You may kid yourself with your silly farm,
但我有那个装置! but I have the device!
因为 不久的一天 当星星排成一线 For, one day soon, when the stars align,
这个装置能给我带来终极能量 the device will bring me ultimate power
我将不仅仅是自由! and I will be more than free!
[所有]“会比免费更多!” [all] "Will be more than free!"
确实不错 - (邪恶的音乐停止) -Exactly. -[sinister music stops]
露露 不管他们在你身上做了什么测试 Lulu, whatever they tested on you in that lab,
给你少了几基尼的猪 left you a few guineas short of a pig.
那个装置就是一堆垃圾 That device is just a pile of garbage.
你害怕我的才华 (嘲笑) You fear my brilliance. [scoffs]
退到阴影 Recede into shadows.
保持眼神交流 Maintain eye contact.
退到阴影 Recede into shadows.
[克拉克]好吧 孩子 [Clark] All right, boy,
我马上回来给你个惊喜 I'll be right back with a surprise.
我会留在这里 And I will remain here,
用我的秘密身份摆拍 posing under my secret identity.
(异想天开的播放音乐) [whimsical music playing]
肯特树皮 Bark Kent.
你最近怎么样 普通的狗狗? So, what is new with you, fellow normal dog?
前几天我咬了那个联邦快递的人 Uh, I bit the FedEx guy the other day.
啊,不错 Ah, fine job.
他为谁工作? Who was he working for?
佐德?末日军团? General Zod? The Legion of Doom?
联邦快递 FedEx.
当然!前任联盟 Of course! The federation of exes.
不值得信任 Not to be trusted.
(鸟森林里) [bird cawing]
(紧张地走开) [scatting nervously]
我的主人怎么这么久才来? What is taking my owner so long?
肯特先生 你想再找一只宠物吗? So, Mr. Kent, you're looking for another pet, huh?
嗯 我的狗是最好的 [笑] Well, my dog's the best. [chuckles]
但我已经有女朋友了 [笑] But I've got this girlfriend. [chuckles]
我今晚就向她求婚 And I'm gonna ask her to marry me tonight.
哦!- (笑话) -Aw! -[gags]
祝贺你 -谢谢! -Congratulations. -Thanks!
但他还不知道 But he doesn't know that yet,
我只是觉得他需要一个自己的朋友 and I just think maybe he needs a friend of his own.
那我觉得艾斯是个完美的… Well, then I think Ace here would be the perfect...
(喘息) [gasps]
你觉得豚鼠怎么样? How do you feel about guinea pigs?
(冒险播放音乐) [adventurous music playing]
打烊后我再来找你们 I'll come back for all of you guys after closing.
保持强劲 Stay strong.
(的) [grunting]
好了 There we go.
(金属铿锵声)-(尖叫) -[screeching] -[metallic clang]
(Ace呻吟) [Ace groans]
天啊 好痛 Oh, man, that hurt.
是的 这也伤害了我 Yes. And that hurt me as well.
因为我能感觉到疼痛 Due to the fact that I feel pain
就像任何一只普通的狗一样 as any ordinary canine would.
(有趣的音乐) [amusing music playing]
啊哈 总之 我正忙着越狱 Uh-huh. Anyway, I'm kind of in the middle of a prison break,
所以你能不能…? so could you please...?
越狱吗? Prison break?
给我站住 停止你的非法活动 Stop right there and cease your unlawful activities,
我从未见过的狗 dog I've never met.
你到底在说什么 伙计? The heck are you talking about, man?
你就是那条狗 You the same dog
它就在我身后 that was literally just behind me.
不可能的 那只狗戴眼镜 Impossible. That dog wore glasses.
现在投降吧 我不想伤害你 Now surrender, I don't want to hurt you.
好吧 你想去那里吗 Oh, okay, so you wanna take it there.
你想扔爪子 那好 You wanna throw paws, then fine.
但我得提醒你 我有八分之一的鲍克瑟血统 But I should warn you, I'm one-eighth Boxer.
(有趣的音乐停止) [amusing music stops]
和7/8的吉娃娃 And seven-eighths Chihuahua.
吉娃娃犬是恶性 Chihuahuas are vicious.
把这 拿一点这个 Take that. Take a little bit of this.
(咕哝)拍一下 我就放你出去 [grunts] Tap out, and I'll let you out.
-[打呵欠 咂嘴]-雷声来了! -[yawns, smacks lips] -Here come the thunder!
你会成功的!啊! You're gonna get it! Ahhh!
哦,男人 我感到一阵疼痛 是啊 我得下跪 Oh, man. I'm getting a stitch. Yeah, I gotta take a knee.
如果我没缝这针 Oh, if I didn't get this stitch,
我把你控制在我想要的地方 I had you where I wanted you.
(喘气)香蕉!让我……给我一根香蕉!快点! [gasping] Banana! Get me... Get me a banana! Hurry up!
(普通员工) [grunts]
这是寒冷的,男人 That's cold, man.
哦!你真是一缕阳光啊? Aw! Aren't you a little ray of sunshine?
- (狗叫声)- ? -[dog barking] -What?
哦,Krypto Oh, Krypto.
你觉得自己很了不起 是吧 超级狗? Oh, you think you're so great, don't you, Superdog?
你以为你的便便不臭 You think your dookie don't stink.
我的便便不臭 My dookie doesn't stink.
等等 等等 暂停 你是认真的吗 现在? Wait, wait, time out. Are you serious, right now?
是的 它闻起来像檀香 Yep, it actually smells like sandalwood.
说实话 这是一种边缘性的芳香疗法 It's borderline aromatherapy, if I'm being honest.
[咕哝,笑) [grunts, laughs]
哇!哇! Whoa! Whoa!
你不正常 伙计 You ain't normal, man.
是啊 至少我有主人了 Yeah, well, at least I have an owner.
(嘲笑)你不能拥有我 我是一只野生动物 [scoffs] You can't own me. I'm a wild animal.
完全正确 那我们把你放回笼子里吧 Exactly. So, let's get you back in the cage.
超人可能想我了 Supes is probably missing me.
错过什么?(笑) Missing? [laughs]
那家伙把你绑在停车标志上 The dude tied you up to the stop sign
然后去收容所给你买了个新朋友 and went into that shelter to buy you a new friend
这样你就会给他一些空间 so that you'd give him some space.
- (卡尔)问题 - (Ace呻吟) -[Carl] Gotcha. -[Ace groans]
超人永远不会那样做 Superman would never do that.
好吧 它现在真的正在发生 (普通员工) Well, it's literally happening right now. [grunts]
我很高兴那个新朋友不是我 I'm just glad that that new friend ain't me.
容易,卡尔 Easy, Carl.
别装得好像你不认识我似的 (普通员工) Stop acting like you don't know me. [grunts]
-[卡尔咕哝]-想得美 胡迪尼 -[Carl grunts] -Nice try, Houdini.
[用扬声器播放的流畅的爵士乐] [smooth jazz music playing on speaker]
你说过你会回来找我们的 Well, you did say you'd come back for us.
(叹息) [sighs]
(铃叮叮声) [bell tinkling]
哦,采用时间 Ooh, adoption time.
我们总有一个人可以依偎在一起 One of us is gonna get someone to snuggle with.
是啊 别抱太大希望 Yeah, don't get your hopes up.
他们总是挑… They always pick the...
(喵喵) [meows]
给你 宝贝 Here you go, baby.
哇!第一天 Wow! First day.
成为一个救援动物是容易和有趣的! Being a rescue animal is easy and fun!
(疲倦地叹了口气) [sighs wearily]
(忧郁的音乐) [melancholic music playing]
嘿 下次你一定会抓到他们的 Hey. You'll get 'em next time.
是的 下一个时间 Yeah. Next time.
我真不敢相信那个收容所的混蛋 I can't believe that shelter punk
说我不正常 said I wasn't normal.
我是一只完全正常的狗 I'm a totally normal dog.
(厕所冲水) [toilet flushes]
[笑]超人不可能在里面 [chuckles] And no way Superman was in there
为我找一个朋友 looking for a friend for me.
♪我不需要朋友♪ ♪ I don't need a friend ♪
♬Supes是我的朋友♬ ♪ Supes is my friend ♪
♬我唯一的朋友 是超人♬ ♪ My only friend is Superman ♪
(超人)嗯 [Superman] Hmm.
(崩溃) [crashing]
- 这是什么?- (叫) -What's that? -[barking]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
有人把流星拖向城市? Someone is dragging a meteor toward the city?
(叫) [barking]
卢梭 - 【咆哮】 -Luthor. -[growls]
(Lex)你好,华丽 [Lex] Hello, gorgeous.
我多么渴望你能进入我的太阳系啊 Oh, how I have longed for you to enter my solar system.
这是一个摇滚 It's a rock.
那块石头 梅西 百分之百是橙色氪石 That rock, Mercy, is 100% orange kryptonite.
酷 另一个引火上身 Cool. Another kryptonite scheme.
不 这次不一样! No, this is different!
绿色氪石会夺走超人的能力 Green kryptonite takes away Superman's powers,
但橙色引火上身 but orange kryptonite
-会给我超能力 - (设备哔哔声) -Will give me superpowers. -[device beeping]
你知道的 就像隐身一样 You know, like, uh, invisibility
或者,呃,laser-eyes, or, uh, laser-eyes,
或者用力地扔扑克牌 or throwing playing cards really hard.
我终于要比那个愚蠢的 I'm finally gonna be stronger than that stupid--
你不是在说我吧? You're not talking about me, are you?
(叫) [barking]
我想他也在说我 Yeah, I think he was talking about me, too.
这是尴尬的 That's awkward.
Lex超人 [Lex] Superman.
我还以为是你和你那杂种呢 I'd expected you and that mutt of yours
- 早 - 【咆哮】 -much sooner. -[growling]
我需要你放开那颗流星 莱科斯 I'm gonna need you to let go of that meteor, Lex.
很乐意 Gladly.
(紧张的音乐) [tense music playing]
-[婴儿大笑]-[两人都倒吸一口冷气] -[baby laughing] -[both gasp]
(人们尖叫) [people screaming]
Krypto,取回! Krypto, fetch!
(叫) [barking]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(汽车鸣笛) [car horn honking]
(喘气) [gasping]
(世行)) [yelps]
- (人体)- (喘息) -[people gasping] -[gasps]
那只狗是个英雄! [man] That dog's a hero!
Krypto ! Krypto!
好狗 Good dog.
让我们把这东西放回它该去的地方 Let's put this thing back in space where it belongs.
女士 婴儿 Ma'am. Baby.
(喘息) [gasps]
(婴儿咕哝声) [baby grunts]
(哭) [crying]
(戏剧性的音乐膨胀) [dramatic music swells]
(超人咕哝声) [Superman grunts]
[笑]让我们看看你现在能不能抓住它 [laughing] Let's see if you can catch it now.
(1人喘息声) [man 1 gasps]
(男2)啊! [man 2] Ah!
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
[超人]你忘了一件事 莱克斯 [Superman] You forgot one thing, Lex.
不像你 我有朋友 Unlike you, I have friends.
-[欢快的音乐响起]-谢谢建造 -[upbeat music playing] -Thanks for building
你在河上愚蠢的邪恶总部 your stupid evil headquarters on the river.
对水工来说非常方便 Very convenient for the water guy.
我潜水侠! I'm Aquaman!
哦,太棒了 这些jabronies Oh, great. These jabronies.
有人给技术支持打电话了吗? Uh, did somebody call tech support?
你试过关机再开机吗? Have you tried turning it off and on again?
谢谢你,朋友 Thanks, buddy.
好友吗?不 这些人最多是工作上的朋友 Buddy? No, these people are work friends at best.
请系好安全带 Please fasten your safety belts.
他们是看不见的 They are invisible.
没错 这些东西都不是隐形的 Yeah, none of this stuff is invisible.
它真的更透明了 It's really more transparent.
嗯? Hmm?
我喜欢你的激光装置 I like your laser thing.
但是绿色看起来更好 But it looks better in green.
(怜悯咕哝声) [Mercy grunts]
是的 Yeah.
[自动语音]LexCorp power suit engaged. . [/i> . [automated voice] LexCorp power suit engaged.
座位温暖激活 Seat warmer activated.
我花过的最好的十亿美元 Best billion I ever spent.
-[按钮哔哔声]-[舱门打开] -[button beeps] -[hatch opens]
我只需要一小块 All I need is one little piece.
(普通员工) [grunts]
上帝保佑你的小心脏 Aw, bless your little heart.
你以为你会抢先一步吗? Did you think you were gonna get to it first?
(人群喘气) [crowd gasping]
(Krypto)谢谢 [Krypto] Thank you.
(笑) [laughs]
(普通员工) [grunts]
(笑恶意) [laughing maliciously]
我成为了我一直想成为的人 I am what I was always meant to become.
-[欢快的音乐渐行渐远]-[咕哝声] -[upbeat music fades] -[grunts]
(叹息) [groans]
嗯?这是什么? Huh? What is this?
但我应该有超能力的! But I'm supposed to have superpowers!
(人清了清喉咙) [man clears throat]
他们是被高估了 - (普通员工) -They're overrated. -[grunts]
-[欢快的音乐恢复]-[呻吟] -[upbeat music resumes] -[groans]
-[吠声]-[欢快的音乐渐行渐远] -[barks] -[upbeat music fades]
好男孩,Krypto Good boy, Krypto.
(叫) [barking]
谁是好孩子?谁是好孩子? [Superman] Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
你是我的超级狗狗吗?是吗? Are you my super doggo? Are you?
哦!的舌头 (笑) Oh! In the tongue. [laughs]
谁是好孩子?谁是好孩子? Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?
我想念我的父母 I miss my parents.
[超人]是谁把氪星石扔回太空的? [Superman] Who threw that kryptonite back into space?
(悬疑的播放音乐) [suspenseful music playing]
你好,漂亮 Hello, gorgeous.
我是多么渴望你能进入我的太阳系啊 Oh, how I've longed for you to enter my solar system.
(呻吟) [groaning]
(继续呻吟) [continues groaning]
你赢了这一轮 生菜 You win this round, lettuce.
(kryptonite脉冲) [kryptonite pulsing]
伙计们 怎么了? Guys, what's going on?
没什么,PB Nothing, PB.
就是那个被你们称为疯狂的计划 Just the plan that you all called crazy
结果是非常棒 turns out to be crazy good.
(邪恶的笑) [evil chuckle]
当我回到实验室的时候 You see, when I was back in the lab,
有一个人 there was this human.
他是邪恶的 虐待狂 性感的 [笑] He was evil, sadistic, hot. [chuckles]
和 我们是两位科学家 And together we were two scientists
searching for ultimate power.
当然 也有错误的 Of course, there were missteps along the way.
红色氪石 使我的头发脱落 The red kryptonite made my hair fall out.
幸运的是 我有骨头 结构来把它拉下来 Luckily, I had the bone structure to pull it off.
紫色给了我 不舒服的生动的梦 Purple gave me uncomfortably vivid dreams.
但橙色… But the orange...
我们知道橙色的 是不一样的 we knew the orange would be different.
我们有一个计划 And we had a plan.
直到超级狗Krypto 我> 我>不得不来破坏它 Until Krypto the Superdog had to come and ruin it.
(闹钟刺耳) [alarm blaring]
愚蠢的名字 以他的星球命名 真有创意 Stupid name. Named after his planet. Oh, real creative.
[豚鼠1]谢谢 Krypto! [guinea pig 1] Thanks, Krypto!
[小白鼠2]儿子 我要回家了! [guinea pig 2] I'm coming home, son!
嗯?你到底在干什么? Huh? What the heck are you doing?
我要把你从这个可怕的动物实验室里解救出来 I'm freeing you from this horrible animal testing lab.
(爆炸)- - - - - - -不!这是我的家! -[explosion] -No! This is my home!
现在这就是你的新家 And now this is your new home.
你是受欢迎的 -你在说什么? -You're welcome. -What are you talking about?
-[咕哝 呻吟]-哦 你是最可爱的! -[grunts, groans] -Oh, you're the sweetest!
放掉我,姑娘! Unhand me, wench!
(不祥的音乐) [ominous music playing]
所以我等待我的时间在这个令人不安的小屋里 So I bided my time in this disturbing hovel,
准备 preparing.
因为我算出了 连Lex都算不出来的 i> Because I'd figured out something that even Lex couldn't.
橙色氪石 对人不起作用 Orange kryptonite doesn't work on people.
它只对宠物有效 It only works on pets.
(不祥的音乐膨胀) [ominous music swells]
(不祥的音乐简历) [ominous music resumes]
露露 你还好吗? Uh, Lulu, are you okay?
我很好 猪 Oh, I'm more than okay, pig.
我成为了我一直想成为的人 I am what I was always meant to become.
露露,嘿 什么?带我们一起走 好吗? Lulu, hey. What? Take us with you, okay?
我们收留动物 你知道 Us shelter animals, you know,
我们……我们要团结在一起 对吧?团结 we... we gotta stick together, right? Solidarity.
哦 艾斯 对不起 Oh, Ace, I'm sorry.
我现在真的没有时间 I don't really have time in my life right now
照顾宠物! to take care of a pet!
(邪恶的音乐) [sinister music playing]
露露,等等! Lulu, wait!
不要把我们留在这里! Do not leave us here!
别担心 我相信会有很棒的人 Don't worry, I'm sure someone wonderful
随时会收养你 will adopt you any day.
[动物]我呢? [animal] What about me?
哦,胡须 Oh, Whiskers.
当然可以 我不是怪物 Of course. I'm not a monster.
- (笑)- (喵) -[laughs] -[meowing]
想念你的 爱你 玩得开心 Miss you. Love you. Have fun.
(尖叫) [screams]
等等,PB 我来救我们出去 Hold on, PB. I'mma get us out.
-[哼哼声]-[哼哼声]我闻到培根味了! -[grunts] -[grunts] I smell bacon!
我为什么流口水? Why is my mouth watering?
这里有太多东西需要整理 (尖叫) There's so much to unpack here. [screams]
(喘气)伙计们 我太小了! [gasps] Guys, I'm small!
刚才发生了什么? What just happened?
不 说真的 刚刚发生了什么?我看不见 No, seriously, what just happened? I can't see [bleep].
橙色氪石也给了我超能力 (喘息) The orange kryptonite gave me powers, too. [gasps]
这是我的起源故事 This is my origin story.
我叔叔甚至不用死 And my uncle didn't even have to die.
嗯 那太好了 Uh, yeah, that's great.
但这对你的老朋友艾斯来说可不太好 But it ain't lookin' too good for your old pal Ace.
(喘息) 神奇猪 还在想名字 [gasps] Right. Wonder Pig, still working on the name,
在它 (普通员工) is on it. [grunts]
(呻吟) [groaning]
- (开裂)啊哦 -[cracking] -uh-oh.
- (尖叫)王牌,不!- (芯片)的王牌! -[screams] Ace, no! -[Chip] Ace!
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(两个喘气) [both gasp]
我现在应该死了才对 对吧? I should be a lot more dead right now, right?
噢 我的天哪 [PB] Oh, my gosh.
橙色氪星石也给了你超能力! The orange kryptonite gave you powers, too!
你是超级强! You're super strong!
你的尾巴现在是火做的 And your tail is now made of fire.
我很抱歉 我的什么是谁? I'm sorry. My what is who?
(尖叫) [screams]
我的尾巴!啊 放开我的……- (地板吱吱叫) -My tail! Ah, let go of my... -[floor squeaking]
哦,我的尾巴…我的尾巴着火了! Oh, my tail... My tail on fire!
我的尾巴着火了! I got my tail on fire!
王牌,这很好 看到了吗? Ace, it's fine. See?
嗯? Huh?
你是无敌的 You're invulnerable.
我可以把自己缩小到… And I can shrink myself down to the size of an...
(尖叫声,普通员工) [screams, grunts]
[电台播放的爵士乐] [jazz music playing on radio]
啊!(笑着说不好意思地) Ah! [chuckles sheepishly]
还在解决问题 我什么都没看见 Still working out the kinks. I didn't see anything.
你去找奇普 我去找默特 You go get Chip, I'll get Mert.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
默顿(普通员工) [Merton grunts]
(挂) [dinging]
(有时候) [screeches]
用你的脸 生菜 In your face, lettuce.
- (开裂)- (喘气) -[cracking] -[gasping]
(在恼怒地叹了口气) [sighs in exasperation]
[电台播放的舒缓的爵士乐] [smooth jazz music playing on radio]
(PB语言) [PB grunts]
哦,太棒了 Oh, great.
我是唯一一个没有得到超能力的人… I'm the only one who didn't get any super...
(尖叫) [screaming]
(紧张地笑) [chuckles nervously]
[电台主持人]Metropolis 97.2 [radio presenter] Metropolis 97.2...
- (喘息) -…光滑的爵士乐 -[gasps] -...smooth jazz.
-来吧 我们离开这里 -对 -Come on, let's get outta here. -Right.
(崩溃) [crashing]
更新 Update.
我现在快了 但我还是看不见 I'm fast now, but I still can't see [bleep].
-[撞车]-[汽车警报声] -[crashing] -[car alarm blaring]
- (默顿)嗯 我们开始吧 - (猫号叫) -[Merton] Uh-uh. Here we go. -[cat yowls]
[用扬声器播放欢快的音乐] [upbeat music playing on speakers]
-[微波炉的哔哔声 呼呼声]-[爆米花爆开] -[microwave beeps, whirrs] -[popcorn popping]
好的 周四晚上看电视 All right. Thursday night TV night.
该和我兄弟在大都会看我最喜欢的节目了 嗯? Time for my favorite show with my bro in Metropo. Huh?
♬我是超人♬ ♪ I am Superman ♪
♬我可以做任何…♪我> < / ♪ And I can do any... ♪
嗯?什么……? Huh? What the...?
让我来解决这个问题 Let me just iron that out.
他们应该叫我钢铁侠 (笑) They should call me Iron Man. [laughs] No.
看看你 光鲜亮丽 Well, look at you, all spiffy.
为《英国烘焙大赛》精心打扮了一番 Pretty dressed up for the British Bake Off.
但是你知道吗?它是有意义的 But you know what? It makes sense.
-这是季终 - (对讲机响了) -This is the season finale. -[intercom ringing]
你有约会吗? [gasps] You have a date?
(嗅探) [sniffs]
Bake Off night? On Bake Off night?
-[门的嗡嗡声]-[调皮的音乐响起] -[door buzzing] -[mischievous music playing]
哦!嘿 小家伙 Aw! Hey there, little fella.
- (喘息)- (咆哮) -[gasps] -[growls]
(海鸥的叫声) [seagull squawking]
(Lois尖叫) [Lois screaming]
-[调皮的音乐响起]-不 -[mischievous music playing] -Nah.
(对讲机响了) [intercom ringing]
嘿,露易丝 哦! Hey, Lois. Oh!
哦 听着,伙计,我… Oh. Listen, buddy, I...
今天是馅饼周 It is pie week.
你的选择 她或我 Your choice. Her or me.
-[咆哮]-你怎么了? -[growls] -What's gotten into you?
坏狗 Bad dog.
你刚才叫我什么? What did you just call me?
这太过分了 伙计 我是说 如果你想 That is way out of line, fella. I mean, if you want--
我们等我回家再谈 We'll talk about this when I get home.
(叫) [barks]
-[呜咽]-[忧郁的音乐响起] -[whimpering] -[melancholic music playing]
-[门打开]-我太想你了! -[door opens] -I've missed you so much!
你又把"挤压布鲁斯"忘在走廊了 You left Squeezy Bruce in the hallway again.
- - 在玩具吱吱叫 -[toy squeaking] -Fine.
我一个人看着面包皮变脆 I'll watch the crusts crisp alone.
坏老板! Bad owner!
它很湿 就在下面 [Paul Hollywood] It's quite wet right underneath as well.
底部有点湿 Slightly soggy bottom there.
[耳机里播放的"bad blood"歌曲] ["bad blood" song playing over headphones]
♬因为宝贝 现在我们有了坏血♬ ♪ 'Cause baby now we got bad blood ♪
(咆哮) [snarling]
♬你知道它曾经是 狂爱♬ ♪ You know it used to be mad love ♪
(叹息) [sighs]
嗯?- (不祥的音乐) -Huh? -[ominous music playing]
卡尔·艾尔 乔·艾尔的儿子 我是露露 Kal-El, son of Jor-El, I am Lulu,
肉桂的女儿, daughter of Cinnamon,
你要跪在我面前 and you will kneel before me.
(露露尖叫) [Lulu squeaking]
[克拉克]等一下 [Clark] Wait a minute.
你不是收容所的仓鼠吗? Aren't you the hamster from the shelter?
我是小白鼠 我说跪下! I am a guinea pig, and I said kneel!
(克拉克呻吟) [Clark groaning]
(普通员工) [grunts]
看 看我从旧实验室找到了什么 Well, lookie-lookie what I got from the old lab.
(弱)的帮助,Krypto…… [weakly] Help, Krypto...
-♪♪我> <我们有问题 -♪♪我> <我们有问题 -♪ We got problems♪ -♪ We got problems♪
♬我不认为 我们可以解决…♪我> < / ♪ And I don't think we can solve... ♪
-♬我想我们可以解决♬ -[啜泣] -♪ Think we can solve them ♪ -[sobbing]
-(呻吟)[露露笑) -[groaning] -[Lulu chuckles]
你真应该让我更难找到你 You really should have made it harder to find you.
那副眼镜骗不了任何人 Those glasses aren't fooling anyone.
可能会留胡子 但不会戴眼镜 Moustache maybe, but not glasses.
哇! Whoa!
为什么约会之夜总是这样? Why does this always happen on date night?
[热线接线员]这里是 正义联盟紧急电话 [hotline operator] You've reached the Justice League emergency line.
地球一号 按1 For Earth-One, press one.
地球二 请按二 For Earth-Two, press two.
(叹气)- - 地球三… -[sighs] -For Earth-Three...
天啊 看起来很疼啊 Oh, man, that looked like it hurt.
我希望如此 I hope it did.
-[露露大笑]-[呻吟 咕噜] -[Lulu laughing] -[groans, grunts]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(叹息) [groans]
哇 你还在努力 Wow, look at you still trying.
- - - - - -勇敢的超人咕哝 -[Superman grunts] -Plucky.
很好,然后 妈妈喜欢大打出手 Fine, then. Mama likes a good fight.
(普通员工) [grunts]
(叹息) [groans]
[电视上的石头]你总是为一个原因而烘焙 [Val Stones on TV] You always bake for a reason.
所以 你让它成为 你能做到的最好的 So, you make it the best you can.
你用爱做了它 And you make it with love.
(金属摇摇欲坠) [metal creaking]
(普通员工) [grunts]
(露露咕哝声,呻吟) [Lulu grunts, groans]
露露(笑) [Lulu laughs]
(紧张) [straining]
(金属摇摇欲坠) [metal creaking]
[喘息声,咕哝] [gasps, grunts]
(普通员工) [grunts]
(尖叫) [squeaks]
投降 我不想伤害你 Surrender. I don't wanna hurt you.
不,不,不 (窒息) No, no, no. [choking]
- (露露刺穿了)- (喘息) -[Lulu stabs] -[gasps]
一个小的建议 A little advice.
永远不要测试豚鼠 好吧? Never test a guinea pig. Okay?
(世行)) [yelps]
(汽车警报器刺耳) [car alarms blaring]
我不敢相信他真的跟她走了 I can't believe he really left with her.
他们可能在外面玩捡球 They're probably out there playing fetch together
- 我说 - (玩具尖叫声) -as I speak. -[toy squeaks]
哦 他给我留下了奶酪! Ooh, he left me cheese!
我没法一直生他的气 Ah, I can't stay mad at the guy.
(笑,打嗝) [chuckles, burps]
【超人】帮助 [Superman] Help.
- (静态) - -[static] -Help.
(喘息)超人吗? [gasps] Superman?
(喘息声,叫声) [gasps, growls]
(叫) [barking]
小狗 起来 走开! Pup, up, and away!
(尖叫) [screaming]
(普通员工) [grunts]
(哽咽) [whimpering]
你对他做了什么? What have you done to him?
(呻吟) [groaning]
我看到有人找到了他的药 I see someone found his medicine.
一小块绿色氪星石碎片 A tiny shard of green kryptonite
巧妙地藏在一大块加尔斯堡里 cleverly concealed in a hunk of Jarlsberg.
[呻吟]他们总是把它放在奶酪里 [groaning] They always put it in the cheese.
(邪恶的音乐) [sinister music playing]
你把我从莱科斯身边带走 You took me away from Lex,
所以现在我要把超人从你身边夺走 so now I'm taking Superman away from you.
(呻吟) [groaning]
哦 别担心 Oh, uh, don't worry,
这只是我邪恶计划的第一步 this is only step one of my evil plan.
有更多的 There's more.
不 No.
必须保护超级…(普通员工) Must protect Super... [grunts]
(垃圾卡嗒卡嗒响) [garbage clattering]
(着警报器) [siren blaring]
(呻吟) [groaning]
超人! Superman!
-我必须找到…- (骨头破裂) -I have to find... -[bones cracking]
(呻吟) [groaning]
(轻声叹息) [sighs softly]
- (衣领钟鸣)啊? -[collar chiming] -Huh?
[Krypto喘息声) [Krypto gasps]
的父亲 Father.
是的 它是i, Dog-El Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
当你还是一只小狗的时候 When you were just a puppy,
我把我所有的知识 在你的衣领上 I recorded all my knowledge in your collar.
我知道 过去你一直在帮助我 I know. You've always helped me in the past,
我现在真的很需要你 and I could really use you now.
是的 它是i, Dog-El Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
我们真的需要一个跳过介绍按钮 We really need a skip-intro button.
告诉我 我的儿子 有什么问题吗? Talk to me, my son. What seems to be the problem?
超人 他被抓获 Superman. He's been captured.
(Dog-El) 嗯 [Dog-El] Hmm.
我很抱歉 我知道你离我有多近 I'm sorry. I know how close you are.
是的 我是说 我们是 Yeah, I mean, we were.
好吧 你不能坐在那里 feel sad. Well, you just can't sit there feeling sad.
你必须去救他 You have to go rescue him.
你是对的 You're right.
我会救超人的 等我救了他 I'll save Superman, and when I do,
他就会意识到我是他唯一需要的朋友 he'll realize that I'm the only friend he ever needs.
呃…这不是 和 Uh... That's not exactly what I--
但我怎么可能成为一个英雄 But how am I supposed to be a hero
当我没有超能力的时候 when I don't have my powers?
不是超能力让你成为英雄的 Krypto It's not superpowers that make you a hero, Krypto.
这不是你的问题 That's not your problem.
那是什么? Then what is it?
你的问题是你自己 你…(回声) Your problem is you. You... [echoes]
我吗?你什么意思 我?父亲吗? Me? What do you mean, me? Father?
-【戏剧音乐播放】-【电的噼啪声】 -[dramatic music playing] -[electricity crackling]
啊哈! A-ha!
那一定是可恶的啮齿动物 That must be the vile rodent.
别担心,超人, Don't worry, Superman,
不救你我是不会罢休的 I won't rest until I rescue you.
(打呵欠) [yawns]
这是非常安静的 This is very restful.
-是的 - (龟裂) -Yes. -[crackling]
(尖叫) [screams]
(笑羞怯地)哎呦 [chuckles sheepishly] Whoops.
[王牌]我们得在这方面努力 [Ace] We're gonna have to work on that.
我从来不知道星星可以这么美 I never knew the stars could be this beautiful,
而且有很多这样的人 and there's so many of them.
看,有一个 哦 还有一个 Look, there's one. Oh, there's another one.
[笑]看 还有一个 [chuckles] Look, there's one, too.
嗯!这些星星都是垃圾 等我们到了农场 Eh! These stars are crap. Wait till we get to the farm.
是的 (叹气)农场里的一切都好 Yeah. [sighs] Everything's better at the farm.
哦!哦,是的 Oh! Oh, yeah.
嗯,是的,关于…关于农场 Um, yeah, about... about the farm.
看到的,理解这一点 See, understand this.
总是有字面上的解释 There's always a literal interpretation
然后……然后更… and then... and then a more...
[氪星喘息]她在哪?在哪里…? [Krypto panting] Where is she? Where...?
在哪里…?(深呼吸) Where...? [breathes deeply]
好的 在那里……她在哪里呢? Okay. Where... Where is she?
(喘气) [panting]
- (喘气)好 她在哪里呢?- (戏剧性的音乐膨胀) -[panting] Okay. Where is she? -[dramatic music swells]
-[惊呼]-[奇普]呃 -[all gasp] -[Chip] Ugh.
我很抱歉 我很抱歉 I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我以前从没真正跑过步 (喘气) I've, uh, I've never really run before. [panting]
(弱)我…我通常会“小狗 爬起来 走开 ” [weakly] I... I usually "Pup, up, and away."
你还好吗? Are you okay?
(用正常声音)我很好 我很好 [in normal voice] I'm fine, I'm fine.
我只是 被车撞了一下 I was just, uh, hit by a car a little.
你永远不会忘记你的第一次 [sighs] You never forget your first time.
等等 我在哪儿见过你? Wait a minute, where do I know you from?
我不能把爪子放在上面 I can't put my paw on it.
那她呢?- (喘息,唧唧的声音) -Where is she? -[gasps, yelps]
(戏剧性的音乐膨胀) [dramatic music swells]
哇 我看到的超能力是你的吗? Whoa. So, the powers I saw were yours?
你们这些流氓可以帮我 You hooligans can help me.
快点 时间不多了 我们必须拯救超人 Hurry, there isn't much time. We have to save Superman.
超人吗? Superman?
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
哦,当然!你就是那个超级蠢蛋 Oh, of course! You're that super dork
把我送回监狱的人 who got me thrown back in the slammer.
是什么?之道?胖子吗?你叫什么名字? What was it? Creepo? Crisco? What's your name?
不 是超级狗氪星! No. It's Krypto the Superdog!
(Ace)哦! [Ace] Oh!
看来我们现在都是超级英雄了 Well, it looks like we're both super now.
你知道吗 我还欠你一顿 You know, I still owe you a whuppin'.
-Hi-yah !…噢! -Hi-yah! -Ow!
那是我的好眼睛 That was my good eye.
现在,等待 这本该是一场公平的战斗 Now, wait. It was supposed to be a fair fight.
你为什么不用冷热挡我 Why didn't you block me with some freeze heat
是从你耳朵里出来的还是怎么的? that was coming out your ears or something?
因为,我…(叹息)我… Because, I... [sighs] I...
(喃喃自语)我没有超能力 [mumbling] I don't have my powers.
-什么?- (有趣的音乐) -What? -[amusing music playing]
我说我已经没有超能力了 I said I don't have my powers anymore.
[笑]丫…吗? [laughing] Did ya...?
你没有能力了? You don't have your powers?
是啊 就是这样 Yeah, that's what's going on.
你现在只是想利用我们 You're just trying to use us now,
因为你一个人处理不了 because you can't handle it on your own.
我知道这些能力对你来说很陌生 Look, I know these powers are new to you,
但是当一个人有足够的力量时……(叹息) but when one has an abundance of power... [groans]
.．.他们有一定的责任使用这种权力来… ...they have a certain duty to use that power to...
-[王牌小便]-[英雄音乐停止] -[Ace urinating] -[heroic music stops]
对不起 你刚才说什么? Sorry. You were sayin' somethin'?
我在做鼓舞人心的英雄演讲 I was making an inspiring hero speech.
(Ace继续小便) [Ace continues urinating]
你喝了多少? How much did you have to drink?
我有两个抽水马桶和一个坐浴盆 I had two toilet bowls and a bidet.
还有个坐浴盆 这太疯狂了 A bidet, too, which is, which is crazy.
我都不知道还有这种东西 I didn't even know that was a thing.
但它就像个狗饮水器 But it's like a dog water fountain.
你恶心的动物 You disgusting animal.
收拾行李 我们出发 Pack, let's roll out.
我再也见不到你了 缉毒警肯特 I'll see you never, Narc Kent.
不!我最好的朋友有危险 No! My best friend is in danger,
你必须帮我 and you have to help me.
对不起 我们有其他安排 [Ace] Sorry, we got other plans.
祝你好运 我们要去农场 Good luck with your danger. We're going to the farm.
哦,耶!生菜树木,宝贝! Oh, yeah! Lettuce trees, baby!
“莴苣树”?这个农场叫什么? "Lettuce trees"? What's this farm called?
农场北部 The farm upstate.
听起来的 That sounds made-up.
噢,是吗?你怎么知道? Oh, yeah? Well, how would you know?
我在农场长大 在一个叫史摩维尔的小镇 I grew up on a farm. In a town called Smallville.
这听起来像是瞎编的 Now that sounds made-up.
那么 这个所谓的农场在哪里? So, which way is this so-called farm?
它的北部 Well, it's upstate.
所以,这……这意味着它的…这是明显的 So, that... that means it's... it's up, obviously.
好的 他没有告诉你 Okay. He's not telling you the--
[王牌]我能占用你一点时间吗? [Ace] Can I steal you for a sec?
农场的事你撒谎了 对吧? You lied about the farm, didn't you?
大的时间 我得给他们一些希望 Big time. Look, I had to give them some hope.
- 是一个 -没人会收养我们的 -There's one there. -[Ace] No one was ever gonna adopt us.
也有一个 There's one, too.
所以 我答应他们这将是他们的新家 So, I promised them it would be their new home.
我很乐意带你和你的朋友们去我的农场 You know, I'd be happy to take you and your friends to my farm.
如果你帮我救超人 If you help me save Superman.
等一下 这是敲诈吗?你在勒索我吗? Wait a minute. Is this blackmail? Are you blackmailing me?
不 我只是求你一件事 No. I'm just asking you for something,
我会奖励你不泄露有害信息 which I will reward you for by not revealing damaging information.
这就是勒索的真正含义 That is literally the definition of blackmail.
好吧 我们会帮你找回你的蠢主人 Fine. We'll help you get your dumb owner back.
你有一个超级团队 You got yourself a super team.
[英雄的音乐响起 停止] [heroic music swells, stops]
刚才是不是有人说超级战队? Did someone just say super team?
芯片低沉的耶 等待我的命运 [Chip muffled] Yay. My destiny awaits.
-[邪恶的音乐响起]-[露露]恐怖的恶棍 -[sinister music playing] -[Lulu] Terrifying villains,
致命的杀手, deadly assassins,
我是来招募你的 I have come to recruit you
为了凶残野蛮的围攻! for a siege of murderous savagery!
(所有咀嚼) [all munching]
我的伙伴 皮货商 豚鼠 My fellow, furrier, guinea pigs.
我找到你是因为你是顶级掠食者 I have sought you out because you are apex predators.
人在神! Gods amongst men!
(所有咀嚼) [all munching]
好,看 猪对猪 我需要你的帮助 Okay, look. Pig to pig, I need your help
因为我的主人得到了他自己 because my owner has gotten himself
现在有点麻烦了 into a bit of a pickle.
[记者]被 正义联盟 [reporter] Thwarted by the Justice League,
现在 Lex Luthor发现自己被关进了监狱 Lex Luthor now finds himself behind bars.
我要把你们都灭了! I'll destroy you all!
那是我最好的朋友 [笑] That's my best friend. [chuckles]
和导师 最好的朋友和导师 And mentor. Best friend and mentor.
(清了清喉咙) [clears throat]
[记者]建屋 可怕的超能力 罪犯 [reporter] Built to house fearsome superpowered criminals,
Stryker’s Island 是世界上最的岛屿 Stryker's Island is the world's most
不可避免的监狱 inescapable prison.
这就是你们这些笨蛋的用武之地 Which is where you dorks come in.
如果我要把莱科斯从那破地方救出来 You see, if I'm gonna get Lex outta that dump,
我需要一支军队 I'm gonna need an army.
(笼子里活泼的) [cages rattling]
(豚鼠尖叫) [guinea pigs squeaking]
其实 我觉得我们还是待在这里比较好 Um, actually, I think we'd just rather stay here.
是啊 我们有暑假 Yeah, I mean, we get summers off,
无限畅饮 all-you-can-drink water.
(吃) [slurping]
我们甚至有西班牙语课 每个miercoles. We even have Spanish class every miercoles.
哦 你什么都没有……直到你舔 Oh, you have nothing... until you've licked
从冰冷的钢制稻草的力量 from the cold steel straw of power.
(kryptonite脉冲) [kryptonite pulsing]
-[轮胎尖叫]-[引擎旋转] -[tires screeching] -[engine revving]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
没有那么快 Not so fast.
露易丝·莱恩跟我们提过你 仓鼠 Lois Lane told us all about you, hamster.
仓鼠吗?仓鼠是……是沙包! Hamster? A hamster is a... is a hacky sack!
仓鼠是一种午餐吃太多的老鼠! A hamster is a mouse that had too much for lunch!
我们是小白鼠 We are guinea pigs
等我们干掉你 老兄 你就知道了 and when we're through with you, buster, you'll know it.
嗯 Hmm.
(戏剧性的音乐加剧) [dramatic music intensifies]
(有时候) [screeches]
(豚鼠咆哮) [guinea pig growls]
这是怎么呢那是你进攻的信号 What's going on? That was your cue to attack.
嗯…哦,对不起 我…我在等他先走 Uh... Oh, sorry. I... I was waiting for him to go first.
但如果我先走 你的火会融化我的冰 Yeah, but if I went first, your fire would melt my ice,
所以,也许……应该让空姐先来? so maybe the... the wing lady should go first?
我有名字 I have a name.
但我点燃了她的翅膀 But then I'd set her wings on fire,
我觉得我们都不希望那样 and I don't think any of us want that.
你不会想在鸡翅上加冰的 Well, you don't want ice on wings.
-[豚鼠1]为什么?-[豚鼠2]他们…它堵塞了羽毛 -[guinea pig 1] Why? -[guinea pig 2] They... It clogs the feathers.
只是让他! Just get him!
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(蝙蝠侠咕哝声) [Batman grunts]
(怒吼) [roars]
(蝙蝠侠呻吟) [Batman groans]
-[身体撞击]-[豚鼠尖叫] -[body thuds] -[guinea pigs squealing]
哇!这是有趣的 Whoo! That was fun.
现在 我们去救莱科斯 Now then, let's go free Lex.
嗯? Huh?
(尖叫) [screams]
(轮胎尖叫) [tires screeching]
这事到此为止 妹妹 This ends now, sister.
你在我的真理套索里 I have you in my Lasso of Truth.
你想知道真相? Oh, you want the truth?
这双靴子有点多 The boots are a bit much.
(大喊) [yells]
(着警报器) [siren blaring]
-[播放嘻哈音乐]-[闻] -[hip-hop music playing] -[sniffing]
这真的是找到超人的最好方法吗? Is this really the best way to find Superman?
因为对我来说 这太恶心了 Because to me, this just seems gross.
你说恶心是什么意思? What do you mean, gross?
嗅东西是作为一只狗最大的乐趣之一 Smelling stuff is one of the greatest joys of being a dog.
仅次于舔你身体的任何部位 Next to licking any part of your body.
我是说 我一直在舔自己 I mean, I lick myself all the time.
这就解释了他的呼吸 Well, that explains the breath.
你想找到露露 救出发胶队长 对吗? You wanna find Lulu and rescue Captain Hair Gel, right?
我建议你开始闻 Well, I suggest you start sniffing.
你知道他们怎么说吗 You know what they say,
嗅觉是鼻子的视觉 smell is the sight of the nose.
没人这么说 No one says that.
他们应该 检查它 Well, they should. Check it.
(嗅探)嗯 [sniffs] Uh-huh.
一只贵宾犬在这里流口水 A poodle drooled right here.
(嗅了嗅)有人把一个非常好吃的披萨饼皮扔进了那边的垃圾箱 [sniffs] Someone threw a perfectly good pizza crust in that dumpster right there.
(嗅了嗅)在那个角落…… [sniffs] And on that corner...
(嗅了嗅)就在那个角落……哦,不 见鬼 [sniffs] That corner right there... Oh, no. Dang.
一只鸽子心碎了 我还能闻到伤痛的味道 A pigeon got her heart broken. I can still smell the hurt.
[嗅了嗅]她是个爱哭的人 [sniffs] She was a heavy crier.
这是每只狗都有的超能力 It's a superpower that every dog possesses.
即使是像你这样的怪人 Even a wack one like you.
-[嘲笑]我不是疯子 - (嗅探) -[scoffs] I'm not wack. -[sniffs]
(嗅探)哦! [sniffs] Oh!
(干拔) [dry heaving]
[王牌]那是创可贴吗? [Ace] Ooh, is that a band-aid?
(笑话,呻吟) [gags, groans]
-[狗喘气]-[丧钟] -[dog panting] -[bell tolling]
-[叹息]-[伤感的音乐响起] -[sighs] -[sentimental music playing]
- walk-o点 -What-oh-what吗? -It's walk-o'clock. -What-oh-what?
没什么 -好的 -Nothing. -Okay.
因为它听起来像一个超级可爱的昵称 Because it sounded like a super adorable nickname
你和主人散步时用的 you got for your walks with your owner.
好吧 也许这是我以前和超人一起玩的时候 All right, maybe this is when me and Supes used to hang out.
每天早上 从我还是只小狗的时候 Every morning, since I was a puppy.
哦!你可能没有超人 Aw! Well, you might not have your Superman,
但至少你还有我们 but at least you have us.
-整个超级球队!- (英雄播放音乐) -A whole super team! -[heroic music playing]
强大的呼噜声! The Mighty Oink!
Squirrelverine Squirrelverine.
Droolo Droolo.
严重吗?Droolo吗? Seriously? Droolo?
等等 轮子上的贝壳在哪里?壳吗? And wait, where's Shell-on-wheels? Shell?
默顿[笑] [Merton laughing]
怎么了 亲爱的? What's happenin', sweet cheeks?
(浪漫的音乐) [romantic music playing]
啊 我明白了 坚强 沉默的类型 Ah, I get it. The strong, silent type.
谁需要的话? Who needs words?
我真希望我还有超能力 Man, I wish I still had my powers.
是啊 他们到底怎么了? Yeah, what happened to them anyway?
我吃了一些绿色的氪石 I ate some green kryptonite.
氪星人唯一的弱点 A Kryptonian's only weakness.
你为什么要吃掉你的弱点 你个笨蛋? Why would you eat your weakness, you dum-dum?
它在一些奶酪里 It was in some cheese.
狗唯一的弱点 A dog's only weakness.
我曾经吃过一只玩具恐龙 Well, I ate a toy dinosaur once.
如果我们不这么做 我想说你可能有整整两天的时间 If we're goin' off that, I'd say you probably got a solid two days
直到那东西过去 until that thing passes.
除非是剑龙 然后你就祈祷 Unless it's a stegosaurus, and then you just pray.
-(人们在电视上尖叫)-你们看! -[people screaming on tv] -You guys, look!
(预感播放音乐) [foreboding music playing]
好吧 神奇女侠会阻止她 (喘息) M'kay, Wonder Woman will stop her. [gasps]
女神,不! Goddess, no!
嗯… Um...
听起来像是骨头断了 That sounded like a bone breaking.
真的是这样吗? Is that even how it works?
我想这取决于我们 I guess it's down to us.
谁准备好去救我最好的朋友了? Who's ready to go save my best friend?
你想让我们跟她打?(发抖) You want us to fight her? [shudders]
她刚干掉了整个正义联盟! She just took out the whole Justice League!
它们都有可对立的拇指 And they all have opposable thumbs.
法布里齐奥 我走了你还记得我吧 [sighs] Remember me when I'm gone, Fabrizio.
伙计,放松 我们会好起来的 Guys, relax. We'll be fine.
(尖叫) [screaming]
-[汽车喇叭声]-[轮胎刺耳声] -[car horn honking] -[tires screeching]
(邪恶的音乐) [sinister music playing]
他们为什么这么生气? [man] Why are they so mad?
(人们尖叫) [people screaming]
(怒吼) [roars]
你看到了什么?完全好了 You see? Totally fine.
-现在 让我们逞英雄吧 - (英雄播放音乐) -Now, let's hero up. -[heroic music playing]
好了 队员们 你们的数据如何? All right, team, what are your stats?
比如 我的超能力包括热视觉 冻结呼吸… Like, my powers include heat vision, freeze breath...
别忘了还有太阳能爪拳 And don't forget the Solar Paw Punch.
那是什么? What is that?
是果汁盒口味的吗? Is that like a juice box flavor or something?
不 这是氪星最强大的招数 No, it's Krypto's most powerful move.
它需要直接飞向太阳 It requires him to fly directly to the sun
和吸收 其致命的辐射 and absorb its deadly radiation,
把自己变成 turning himself into
a dog-shaped thermal energy event. a dog-shaped thermal energy event.
连超人自己都没试过 Not even Superman himself has tried it.
因为他没有爪子? Because he doesn't have paws?
因为这不是你能挽回的事情 Because it's not something you come back from.
冲头会引起爆炸 把它炸飞 The punch causes a blast which takes out
不仅是恶棍被打了一拳 not only the villain who gets hit with the blow,
但扔它的英雄 but the hero who throws it.
听起来是一种可怕的力量 Sounds like a terrible power.
听起来倒是挺不错的果汁盒 Does sound like a good juice box, though.
我会喝果汁盒 I would drink the juice box.
好的,足够的混乱 谢谢你！我们得走了…… Okay, enough mayhem. Thank you. We gotta go...
我的天哪!(笑) My goodness! [laughs]
看谁还活着! Look who's alive!
我们来纠正一下这个小疏忽 好吗? Well, let's correct that little oversight, shall we?
(哨声胁迫地) [whistles menacingly]
(豚鼠咆哮) [guinea pigs snarling]
艾斯 展开犬齿护盾 Ace, deploy canine shield.
狗是什么?(尖叫) What is a canine...? [screams]
(所有尖叫) [all screaming]
逃避! Evade!
良好的屏蔽 Excellent shielding.
这似乎非常痛苦 That seemed incredibly painful.
(Ace呻吟) [Ace groans]
有人想转换能量吗? Anybody wanna switch powers?
你了,猪 You're up, pig.
好了 PB 往大了想! Okay, PB, think big!
(普通员工) [grunts]
(喘息) [gasps]
-(人们恐慌)(尖叫) -[people panicking] -[screaming]
(喘息声,尖叫) [gasps, screaming]
松鼠 把灯点亮 Squirrel, light 'em up.
(龟裂) [crackling]
(豚鼠咆哮) [guinea pigs snarling]
不,不,不 我不能 No, no, no. I can't.
当然可以 Of course you can.
我是说 能发生的最坏的情况是什么? I mean, what's the worst that could happen?
我可能会伤害别人 或者他们会伤害我 I could hurt someone. Or they could hurt me.
也许我被冻成这样是最糟糕的事 Or maybe me freezing like this is the worst thing.
(尖叫) [screams]
乌龟 用你的速度让他们 Turtle, use your speed and get them--
在上面 On it.
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
(英雄音乐停止) [heroic music stops]
我在哪里? Where the [bleep] am I?
(咀嚼) [munching]
(叹气)你们是糟糕的超级英雄 [sighs] You guys are terrible superheroes.
(嘲笑)我不明白你为什么不明白 [scoffs] I don't understand why you're not getting this.
是啊 我们之间有很多事你都不了解 傻瓜 Yeah, well, there's a lot that you don't understand about us, you fool.
如果你注意…嗯? Maybe if you paid attention to... Huh?
-我注意听了 - (呻吟)的帮助 -Oh, I'm paying attention. -[groans] Help.
One-hundo百分比的注意 One-hundo percent attention.
他的腹肌又厚又肿 So thick and swole, his abs. [yelps]
他的腹肌 - 【咆哮】 -His abs. -[growling]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(豚鼠急刹车时) [guinea pig screeches]
对一只没有超能力的狗来说这是很危险的举动 Risky move for a dog with no powers.
-有些人会说英勇 - (紧张) -Some would say heroic. -[straining]
我会说蠢 I would say dumb.
超人在哪里? Where is Superman?
我不会说的 [笑] [in sing-song voice] I'm not telling. [chuckles]
[正常声音]典型的邪恶 莱科斯会很自豪的 [normal voice] Classic evil. Lex would be so proud.
这真的是因为莱科斯·卢瑟吗 This is really about Lex Luthor?
难道你不明白吗?他在考验你 Don't you understand? He was testing on you.
我们是同事 我们一起是科学家 We were colleagues. We were scientists together.
你是小白鼠 你的头发掉了 You were the guinea pig. Your hair fell out.
(吞) [gulps]
是的 就像他一样 Lex需要我 Yeah. Just like his did. Lex needed me.
这比你的超人强多了 That's more than I can say for your Superman.
超人需要我 他……他需要我 Superman needed me. He... he needs me.
是吗? Does he?
因为我很确定他会 Because I'm pretty sure he's gonna get
他需要从他的… everything he needs from his...
未婚妻 fiancee.
[Krypto喘息声) [Krypto gasps]
哦,不 Oh, no.
你不知道他们要结婚了 You didn't know they were getting married.
我真的很抱歉 因为这肯定是 I really am sorry, 'cause this must be
由我来告诉你真是太痛苦了 so painful to have to hear this from me.
不 你就是在说谎 No. You're lying.
我是吗?嗯 Am I? Huh.
那为什么这个小玩意 Well, then why did this little bauble
从他的内裤里掉出来 fall out of his Underoos
我干掉他的那晚 the night I took him down?
看它 Look at it.
切口很好 但清晰度很模糊 (笑话) The cut's fine but the clarity is murky as heck. [gags]
面对现实吧 神奇狗 你来得太晚了 Face it, Wonder Mutt, you're too late.
你儿子要结婚了 这意味着…… Your boy's getting hitched. And that means...
再见,狗 Bye-bye, dog.
不过别担心, But don't worry,
如果超人的生活中没有你的空间了 if Superman doesn't have room in his life for you anymore,
我相信你可以在司法大厅借宿一晚 I'm sure you can, uh, crash at the Hall of Justice.
(尖叫) [screaming]
(叹息) [groans]
(尖叫) [screaming]
(呻吟,呜咽) [groans, whimpering]
哇!她把那条狗扔得很远 Wow! She threw that dog real far.
你知道有趣的是什么吗?有那么一会儿 我很担心 You know what's funny? For a minute, I was worried
当我看到橙色氪星石给了你超能力 when I saw that the orange kryptonite gave you powers,
但我想起来 你就是你 [笑] but then I remembered, uh, you're you. [laughing]
来吧 我们走 小猪们 Come on, let's go, little piggies.
我怎么跟你说的?这不是比西班牙语课好吗? What did I tell you? Isn't this better than Spanish class?
- (豚鼠) Si -[说西班牙语的豚鼠] -[guinea pigs] Si. -[guinea pig speaking Spanish]
嘿 露易丝·莱恩 [Lex] Hey, Lois Lane.
见到你总是很高兴 Always nice to see ya.
说话,Lex 我知道你是幕后主使 Talk, Lex. I know you're behind this.
令人印象深刻的破坏 但不是我的工作 Impressive destruction, but not my work.
你的名字就在怪物身上 Your name is literally on the monster.
看来我的小宝贝长大了 Looks like one of my little babies is all grown up.
这是令人毛骨悚然的 That's creepy.
Lex泄漏 你对超人做了什么? Spill it, Lex. What have you done with Superman?
不管超人在哪里 都与我无关 Wherever Superman is, it's got nothing to do with me,
或者我的公司 LexCorp国际 or my company, LexCorp International.
(不祥的音乐) [ominous music playing]
(正义联盟的) [justice league grunting]
(超人的) [Superman grunting]
(蝙蝠侠)嘿!别嚼巴塔朗了 [Batman] Hey! Stop chewing on that Batarang.
布鲁斯·韦恩为此花了很多钱 Bruce Wayne paid a lot of money for that,
然后把它作为礼物送给了我 and then gave it to me as a present.
维克 你能解除他们的防御吗? Vic, can you override their defenses?
(叹气)我什么也做不了 [sighs] I can't do anything
而他们却让我陷入飞行模式 while they got me stuck in airplane mode.
所有关于外星人入侵的协议 All those protocols for an alien invasion,
小毛球什么都不给 nothing for little furballs.
这些四足陆地狂人犯了一个巨大的错误 These quadrupedal land maniacs have made a giant mistake
招惹…哦,哇! messing with the King of... Oh, whoa!
嘿,等等 那是鱼食吗? Hey, hold on. Is that fish food?
(叶) [chomping]
哦 有人饿了 Aw, someone was hungy.
莱科斯·卢瑟否认参与其中 但他是“坏人团队” Lex Luthor denies involvement, but is quote "team bad guy."
幸运的是 超人的狗在我们的队伍里 Luckily, Superman's dog is on our team.
Krypto吗? Krypto?
当然是和超人亲热的狗狗 他会拯救我们 Of course, Superman's dog he makes out with. He'll save us.
(超人) [Superman] No.
他没有超能力 He doesn't have his powers.
但其他动物有 But those other animals do.
和…难道氪星人就不能和他们一起…拯救大都市? And... and like, can't Krypto work with them to... to save Metropolis?
是的, Yeah, about that.
他不是最擅长对付其他动物的 He's not the greatest with other animals.
他最好快点振作起来 He better get it together soon,
否则那些雪貂就会占领世界 or those ferrets are gonna take over the world.
他还好吗? [Chip muffled] Is he okay?
(叹息) [groans]
看起来他还在呼吸 [PB] Looks like he's still breathing.
是的 他的活着 Yep. He's alive.
支付了,狗 Pay up, dog.
(叶) [chomping]
你赌我还活着吗? You bet on if I was alive?
没有 我打赌如果你死了 Nope. I bet on if you were dead.
我敢说你当时伤得很重 I bet you were horribly maimed.
-[嘲笑]多么有趣的游戏 -嘿! -[scoffs] What a fun game. -Hey!
那 这到底是什么地方? So, what, uh, what is this place anyway?
这是什么高级车管所吗? Is this some type of fancy DMV?
你在开玩笑吧?这是司法大厅 Are you kidding? It's the Hall of Justice.
这里是正义联盟出没的地方 This is where the Justice League hangs out.
我打赌他们都是超级亲密的朋友 I bet they're all super tight buds,
他们会互相试穿对方的衣服 and they, like, try on each other's clothes
然后他们吃一些非常有趣的零食 and then they eat, like, really fun snacks,
然后他们可能会把一切都告诉对方 and then they probably just tell each other everything.
是的 一切 Yeah. Everything.
(忧郁的音乐) [melancholic music playing]
(叹息) [sighs]
他看起来很伤心 很失败 He seems sad and defeated.
所以 这是车管所 So, it is a DMV.
也许我们其中一个应该去和他谈谈 [sighs] Maybe one of us should go talk to him.
没有它 Not it.
艾斯 你总是知道该说什么 Ace, you always know what to say.
(继续忧郁的音乐) [melancholic music continues]
-小心…- (金属砰) -Watch out for the... -[metallic thud]
- (Ace呻吟)-…隐形飞机 -[Ace groans] -...invisible jet.
我只想一个人待着 I just want to be alone.
这是观赏日落的最佳地点 This is the best place to watch the sunset.
你想一个人待着 为什么不去个更丑的地方? You wanna be alone, why don't you go someplace uglier?
再说了 你不想救你的超人吗? Besides, don't you wanna save your Superman?
我当然知道 Of course I do.
他是我最好的朋友 He's my best friend.
至少我是这么认为的 At least I thought he was.
事情变化得太快了 Things are changing so fast,
他都没告诉我他要结婚了 he didn't even tell me he was getting married.
你就是因为这个才心烦意乱的? That's what's got your leash all twisted, huh?
(Ace叹息) [Ace sighs]
是啊 人是很复杂的 Yeah, well, people are complicated.
你怎么知道? How would you know?
不,算了吧 Nah, forget it.
(情感播放音乐) [sentimental music playing]
[喘气]你有主人 [gasps] You had an owner.
正确的 那是你的业务 Right. That's your business.
我不会打听的 I am not gonna pry.
他好吗? Was he nice?
(叹息) [groans]
他们 They.
我的主人是一家人 My owner was a family.
♬我们都来自某个地方♬ ♪ We all come from somewhere♪
♬即使你知道哪里♬ ♪ Even when you know where ♪
(Ace) 妈妈, [Ace] A mom,
爸爸, a dad,
and her.
(婴儿笑) [baby laughing]
♬你可以依靠我♬ ♪ You can count on me ♪
♬我可以依靠你♬ ♪ And I can count on you ♪
♬朋友就是这么做的♬ ♪ That's what friends do ♪
♬生活可以是一个长长的迷宫♬ ♪ Life can be a long maze ♪
♬充满了美好的 和糟糕的日子♬ ♪ Filled with good and bad days ♪
♬墙会让你 感到安全♬ ♪ Walls can make you feel safe ♪
♬但是它们会挡住视图 ♪ But they'll block the view ♪
♬你可以依靠我♬ ♪ You can count on me ♪
♬我可以依靠你♬ ♪ And I can count on you ♪
♬朋友就是这么做的♬ ♪ That's what friends do ♪
(婴儿哭) [baby crying]
♬你会发现 当 时 你的心是空的♬ ♪ You'll see, that when your heart feels hollow ♪
♬这只意味着 还有房间♬ ♪ That only means there's room ♪
♬做一个不一样的梦♬ ♪ To dream a different dream ♪
♬让它自由 在悲伤中微笑♬ ♪ So set it free and smile through the sorrow ♪
♬你将是世界上最亮的光 这世界上从未见过♬ ♪ You'll be the brightest light this world has ever seen ♪
艾斯 你为那个小女孩所做的… Ace, what you did for that little girl...
不 这是一文不值 Nah. It was nothin'.
我只是做了所有狗都会做的事 I just did what any dog would do.
他们就这么出卖了你? And they just gave you away?
我不怪他们 I don't blame them.
他们只是在保护自己的孩子 They were just protecting their kid.
但你救了她 But you saved her.
我还会这么做 And I'd do it again.
这是我人生中最糟糕的一天 Worst day of my life,
但我不会改变任何事情 but I wouldn't change a thing about it.
为什么不呢? Why not?
当你爱上一个人 Well, when you love somebody,
我是说 你真的很喜欢他们 and I mean, you really love them,
你得愿意为他们做任何事 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em.
即使这意味着让他们离开 Even if that means letting them go.
即使很疼? Even if it hurts?
(Ace笑) [Ace chuckles]
尤其是 Especially then.
你知道人们是怎么说狗的吧? You know what they say about dogs, don't you?
永远不要给我们吃巧克力 Never feed us chocolate.
我们无条件的爱 We love unconditionally.
-[异想天开的音乐响起]-[噼里啪啦声] -[whimsical music playing] -[crackling]
(两个呼噜的) [both grunting]
-[默顿]打扰一下 先生-[奇普尖叫] -[Merton] Excuse me, sir. -[Chip screams]
(芯片呻吟) [Chip groans]
我真的不擅长这个 I am really bad at this.
那只是因为 That's just because
你还在学习你的能力 you're still learning your powers.
每个英雄都是这样奋斗的 Every hero struggles like this.
直到他们有了训练的蒙太奇 Until they have their training montage.
80年代的摇滚乐 ['80s rock music playing]
(大声咀嚼) [chews loudly]
(尖叫) [squeaks]
(指节开裂) [knuckles cracking]
(的) [grunting]
(大喊) [yells]
- (龟裂)- (芯片尖叫) -[crackling] -[Chip screams]
(音乐停止) [music stops]
-[Chip继续尖叫]-[喘气] -[Chip continues screaming] -[gasps]
(语言尖叫) [grunts, screams]
-[芯片尖叫]-[玻璃碎了] -[Chip screams] -[glass shatters]
[笑]他们需要更长的蒙太奇 [chuckles] They're gonna need a longer montage.
那些家伙 嗯 他们看起来很糟糕 Those guys, well, they suck visibly.
是的,我……我同意你的观点 Yes, I... I can agree with you there,
但他们比你想象的要强大 but they're stronger than you think.
(普通员工) [grunts]
PB只需要爱自己 [Ace] PB just needs to love herself
就像她爱其他人一样 as much as she loves everyone else.
(尖叫) [screams]
Chip需要有安全感 [Ace] Chip needs to feel safe.
- (奇普惊呼)- 默顿…… -[Chip exclaims] -And Merton...
默顿需要绿叶蔬菜 Merton needs leafy greens.
你真的很了解他们 是吧? You really know them, huh?
它叫做大学” It's called listenin'.
你会了解一个人很多 You learn a lot about someone
当你和他们永远关在一起的时候 when you're locked up with them forever.
等一下 Wait a minute.
露露也和你一起在避难所 Lulu was in the shelter with you, too.
你对她有什么了解? What did you learn about her?
那个小白鼠说过的那些话 All that guinea pig ever talked about
是统治世界 was world domination
还有个手很漂亮的秃子 and some bald dude with nice hands.
莱克斯 - (不祥的音乐) -Lex. -[ominous music playing]
当然可以 Stryker岛 Of course. Stryker's Island.
她一定是去那里救他的 She must be going there to spring him.
如果我们先到就不会 来吧! Not if we get there first. Come on!
-小心…- (金属砰) -Watch out for the... -[metallic thud]
(Ace呻吟) [Ace groans]
隐形飞机 是的 (叹息) Invisible jet. Yep. [groans]
也许挂个牌子 Maybe put up a sign.
或者用绳子把它绑起来 Or rope it off.
也许一些锥 Maybe some cones.
-[拉响警报]-[播放戏剧音乐] -[alarm blaring] -[dramatic music playing]
警卫机器人入侵者 入侵者 [robot guard] Intruders. Intruders.
可爱的入侵者 Adorable intruders.
它们太可爱了 They are so cute.
不 那是我的机器人弟弟 No. That's my robot brother.
[露露]就是这里 [Lulu] This is it.
最后 我们这一代的两位伟人 Finally, the two great minds of our generation,
重新在一起 [笑] back together. [chuckles]
你的宠物来找你了 莱克茜 Your pet is coming for you, Lexi.
(豚鼠欢呼) [guinea pigs cheering]
哦 不!哦,天哪!奶酪和饼干! Oh, no! Oh, gosh! Cheese and crackers!
-[摇滚音乐响起]-[引擎启动] -[rock music playing] -[engine starting]
哦,我的天啊 神奇女侠就坐在我现在坐的地方 Oh, my gosh. Wonder Woman has sat, like, right where I'm sitting.
事实上 我觉得我就是她 Actually, I feel like I am her
因为我站在她的立场上 我坐在她的座位上 because I'm just, like, in her stance, I'm in her seat.
还有一颗花生卡在座位的缝隙里 And there's a peanut wedged in the crack of the seat.
现在我在吃她的花生 And now I'm eating her peanut.
更重要的是 狗能开飞机吗? More importantly, can a dog fly a plane?
当然可以 我能飞翔这个可以飞 Of course. I can fly. This can fly.
就像骑自行车一样 It'll be just like riding a bike.
你会骑自行车吗? Do you know how to ride a bike?
不 我知道怎么飞 No, I know how to fly.
(叹息) [groans]
放松点 我们会没事的 Relax, we'll be fine.
(报警哔哔) [alarm beeping]
不要说! Stop saying that!
我们永远好! We're never fine!
(所有尖叫) [all screaming]
(所有继续尖叫) [all continue screaming]
(悬疑的播放音乐) [suspenseful music playing]
-[王牌呻吟]-[PB]谁把我们打下来的? -[Ace groans] -[PB] Who shot us down?
神奇女侠的隐形飞机是隐形的 Wonder Woman's invisible jet is invisible.
它真的更透明了 It's really more transparent.
(喵喵) [meows]
(咕噜声) [purring]
胡须吗? Whiskers?
闪开 小猫咪 我们得去斯崔克那里 Out of the way, cat child. We have to get to Stryker's.
对不起 我不能那样做 露露救了我的命 Sorry, I can't do that. Lulu saved my life.
现在 我必须拿走你的 Now, I must take yours.
再见 Goodbye.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
-[Krypto yelps] -[PB尖叫声] -[Krypto yelps] -[PB screams]
【哼唱】 [humming]
♪我> < La-di-da-di-da♪ ♪ La-di-da-di-da ♪
(所有尖叫) [all screaming]
(胡须胁迫地笑) [Whiskers laughing menacingly]
在这里 In here.
好的 每个人都保持沉默 Okay. Everybody stay quiet.
- (爆炸)啊哦 -[explosion] -Uh-oh.
-“哦”?-我要… -What "oh"? -I'm gonna...
不,没关系 No, never mind.
不 等等 没关系 No, wait, never mind.
没关系 没关系 Never mind, never mind.
(喇叭鸣响) [horn honks]
-[浪漫的音乐响起]-怎么了 帅哥? -[romantic music playing] -What's happening, handsome?
拜托 我们都是成年人了 Come on, we're both grown-ups.
别让我犹豫 好吗? Don't leave me hanging, okay?
(笑,喘息声) [laughs, gasps]
(胡须胁迫地笑) [whiskers laughing menacingly]
[闷声]是的 她要来看我们 [muffled] Ay, she's going to see us.
(普通员工) [grunts]
(深呼吸)PB 我需要你 [breathes heavily] PB, I'm gonna need you
让它变小一点 to get a little smaller.
我知道 我就是控制不了 I know, I just can't control it.
(叹气)即使我有超能力 我也不像神奇女侠 [sighs] Even with powers, I'm nothing like Wonder Woman.
一 二 猫咪来找你了 [Whiskers in sing-song voice] One, two, kitty's coming for you.
PB 有件关于神奇女侠的事你应该知道 PB, there's something you should know about Wonder Woman.
赞美她的名字 Praise be her name.
戴安娜非常独立 完全是自己的女人 Diana is fiercely independent, completely her own woman.
如果你真的想跟她一样 And if you really wanna be like her,
你会做你自己 you'll be yourself.
(普通员工) [grunts]
-[默顿呼气]-[喘气] -[Merton exhales] -[PB gasps]
(胡须胁迫地笑) [Whiskers laughing menacingly]
我要把你撕成碎片 I'm gonna rip you limb from limb.
好了 奇普 该点燃那只小猫了 Okay, Chip, time to light that kitty up.
但是如果恶魔激光gato吞噬我呢? But what if the demonic laser gato devours me?
还是我们所有人? Or all of us?
或者她只会放过我 Or she only spares me,
而我永远背负着生存的罪恶感? and I forever carry the guilt of survival?
奇普 我们都会去黑暗的地方 Chip, we all go to dark places.
我想过把露易丝·莱恩扔进海里 I thought about throwing Lois Lane in the ocean.
但你不能用你的余生 But you can't spend the rest of your life
在你自己的脑子里 stuck in your own head.
你是对的 You're right.
这里真的很可怕 It is really scary in here.
好的 你能做到的 奇普 Okay. You can do this, Chip.
滚出你的脑袋! Get out of your head!
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
(笑) [laughs]
-[氪星人的咕噜声]-[芯片的叫声] -[Krypto grunts] -[Chip yelps]
好了 我们去默顿探底吧 All right, let's get to the bottom of Merton.
一切始于1854年的中城 It all started in Central City, 1854.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
我只是个可爱的小婴儿 I'm just a sweet little purr-purr baby.
你为什么不和我一起玩? Why won't you play with me?
我在60年代有一整个时期 And I had a whole period in the '60s
我基本上是一名全职炼金术士 where I was basically a full-time alchemist.
默顿 我们没时间了 [groans] Merton, we don't have time.
在这里 试试这些 Here. Try these.
(令人振奋的音乐) [uplifting music playing]
(默顿)哇! [Merton] Whoa!
你们都不是乌龟! None of you are turtles!
-这说明了很多!- (令人振奋的音乐消失) -This explains so much! -[uplifting music fades]
-[芯片喘息]-[胡须]超级宠物 -[Chip gasps] -[Whiskers] Super-Pets,
出来玩吧 come out to play.
(叹气)那个怪物很幸运 我没有热视力 [sighs] That monster is lucky I don't have my heat vision.
幸好你有更好的东西 Good thing you've got something better.
那是什么? What's that?
我们,你这个白痴 Us, you idiot.
好的,包 我有个计划 Okay, pack. I have a plan.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(喵喵) [meows]
(咳嗽) [coughing]
(手榴弹销叮当声) [grenade pin clinks]
再见 See you in heck.
(喵喵) [meows]
(戏剧性的音乐仍在继续) [dramatic music continues]
(喵喵) [meows]
怎么了? [Krypto] What's the matter?
你不说话了吗? Cat got your tongue?
现在! Now!
(Ace咕哝声) [Ace grunts]
(笑话) [gags]
Boom-boom-boom 在这里,我走了 Boom-boom-boom. Here I go.
太太快的裤子 Mrs. Fast Pants.
[播放传统流行音乐] [traditional pop music playing]
毫米 Mm.
(精力充沛的嘴唇) [smacking lips]
喵,喵,buh-bye Meow, meow, buh-bye.
(音乐停止) [music stops]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(普通员工) [grunts]
哦 Uh-oh.
(普通员工) [grunts]
(爆炸) [explosion]
我还有八条命呢 [Whiskers] I still have eight more lives.
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
来吧 Come on.
那有多有趣? [Krypto] How fun was that?
一枚导弹射进了我的胸膛! [Ace] A missile was shot into my chest!
嗯 这是一种说法 [Krypto] Uh, that's one way to put it.
[王牌]没有别的说法了 [Ace] There's no other way to put it.
一枚导弹刚刚射进了我的胸膛 A missile was just shot into my chest.
The threat is neutered thanks to Krypto and friends. The threat was neutered, thanks to Krypto and friends.
这是惊人的! This is amazing!
-是的!人类保存 -不! -Yes! Humanity is saved. -No!
我的宝宝交了朋友 My baby made friends.
如果你们都养过宠物 就会明白了 If you all had pets, you'd understand.
我曾经养过一只猎豹 但它吃了我的房东 You know, I had a cheetah once, but she ate my landlord.
把我的沙发给撕了 And tore up my couch.
我爱死那沙发了 Man, I loved that couch.
在Oa星球上 我以为我有一只浣熊当宠物 On the planet Oa, I thought I had a pet raccoon,
但他以为我们在约会 but he thought we were dating.
所有的海洋生物都是我的朋友 All the creatures of the sea are my friends.
除了那条知道自己做了什么的鳗鱼 Except for that one eel who knows what he did.
是啊 我不太喜欢动物 Yeah, I'm not really an animal guy.
哦!你是过敏还是…? Oh! Are you allergic or...?
小时候 我掉进了一个装满蝙蝠的井里 As a child, I fell into a well filled with bats.
我还能听到尖叫声 I can still hear the screams
当它们黑色的翅膀在我周围扇动 as their dark wings flapped around me,
抓着我胖乎乎幼稚的肉 scratching my chubby, childish flesh.
我醒着的每一刻都在受折磨 I'm tormented every waking moment.
我真的认为养宠物对你有好处 I really think a pet would be good for you.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(两个嗅探) [both sniffing]
我闻到了露露的味道 [gasps] I got Lulu's scent.
(嗅了嗅)她在这边 [sniffs] She's this way.
[嘲笑]好吧 看看你变成了一只狗 [scoffs] Well, look at you being a dog.
而且 囚犯们午餐吃的是鸡蛋沙拉…… Also, the prisoners had egg salad for lunch...
穿过大厅……(嗅探) and down that hall... [sniffs]
哦,见鬼,嗅探 Oh, dang, [sniffs]
我想是一个机器人守卫伤透了心 I think a robot guard got his heart broken.
德洛丽丝 Dolores.
(忧郁的音乐) [melancholic music playing]
我承认 有时候这有点太具体了 I'll admit, sometimes it can be a little too specific.
(声) [rumbling]
(不祥的音乐) [ominous music playing]
lex !我在这里!- (情感播放音乐) -Lex! I'm here! -[sentimental music playing]
我们终于团聚 停止 -We're finally reunited. -Halt.
啊 学生回到老师身边 Ah. The student returns to the teacher.
哦,很好 你的土拨鼠宝宝 Oh, good. Your marmot baby.
推它 Shove it.
我是他最喜欢的走狗 不是你 你这个… I'm his favorite henchman, not you, you piece of...
(露露尖叫) [Lulu squeaking]
(清了清喉咙) [clears throat]
现在 我有个礼物要送给你 Now, I have a present for you.
不在这里 但我有它的照片 Um, it's not here, but I have pictures of it.
失败者,失败者 Loser, loser.
看看他们那些愚蠢的衣服 Look at all their dumb outfits.
嗯 我消灭正义联盟的邪恶计划 Huh. My evil plan to take out the Justice League.
[笑]哇!你真的学习了 [chuckles] Wow! You really did study.
噢!等着看这个 Ooh! And wait until you see this.
好吧 我不知道这是怎么进去的 Okay, I don't know how that got in there.
没人想这样 对吧? No one wants that, right?
[笑]很明显 我被黑了 [chuckles] Well, clearly, I've been hacked.
好了 我带你离开这里 Okay, let's get you out of here.
真不敢相信这一切终于发生了 Oh, I can't believe this is finally happening.
我不敢相信这真的发生了 I can't believe this is actually happening.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(喊) [yelling]
(电力噼啪声) [electricity crackling]
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
到此为止 啮齿动物 This ends now, rodent.
你刚刚被……打败了 让我记住它 You were just defeated by... Let me remember it.
超级宠物联盟 The League of Super-Pets.
br, br 你好,是谁? Brring, brring. Hello, who's there?
超级宠物联盟 Uh, the League of Super-Pets.
露露 放弃吧 这是结束了 Give it up, Lulu. It's over.
你白痴 你已经掌握窍门了 You idiots. You're actually getting the hang of this.
我烤面包 我是一个落魄的人 I'm toast. I'm a goner.
不是 Not.
(邪恶的音乐膨胀) [sinister music swells]
(Ace)不! [Ace] No!
[露露]再走一步 小狗就上钩了 [Lulu] One more step and the puppy gets it.
除非你的朋友 Unless your friends
走进那边的牢房 walk into those cells over there.
王牌,攻击 我会没事的 Ace, attack. I'll be fine.
(笑)你会变成煎饼的 [chuckling] You'll be a pancake.
好吧 我数到三 Okay, I'm gonna count to three
我从两点开始 因为我很邪恶 and I'll start at two 'cause I'm evil.
两个…… Two...
好吧,露露 你赢了 All right, Lulu. You win.
不!别听她的 No! Don't listen to her.
我们还有什么选择? What choice do we have?
[露露]哦 我不知道他们会这么伤心 [Lulu] Oh, I didn't know they were gonna be so sad.
他不想进笼子 He doesn't wanna go in the cage,
但为了救另一个 他必须这么做 but he has to, to save the other one.
每个人都很难过 [笑] Everyone is upset. [chuckles]
♬小狗们伤心♬ ♪ The dogs are sad ♪
♬乌龟的难过♬ ♪ The turtle's sad ♪
♬和松鼠伤心♬ ♪ And the squirrel is sad ♪
-[PB咕哝]-[戏剧音乐播放] -[PB grunting] -[dramatic music playing]
好的 我刚才说到哪儿了? Okay. Now then, where was I?
让我看看你 我的宝贝 Let me look at you, my pet.
哦,Lex Oh, Lex.
(浪漫的音乐) [romantic music playing]
♬世界现在需要什么♬ ♪ What the world needs now♪
♬是爱 甜蜜的爱♬ ♪ Is love, sweet love ♪
♬这是唯一的♬ ♪ It's the only thing ♪
♬只有 太少♬ ♪ That there's just too little of ♪
lex吗?- (浪漫的音乐停止) -Lex? -[romantic music stops]
莱科斯 你在干什么? Lex, what are you doing?
我们是一个团队 We're a team.
莱克斯 我们曾经是科学家 Lex, we were scientists together.
不 莱科斯 你在干什么? No. Lex, what are you doing?
我是说 拜托 你没指望我分享功劳 I mean, come on. You didn't expect me to share credit
和一只啮齿动物 是吗? with a rodent, did you?
(大喊)Lex ! [shouts] Lex!
(哭泣) [sobbing]
(默顿)哦!小转折啊! [Merton] Oh! Little turn of events!
♬豚鼠伤心♬ ♪ The guinea pig is sad ♪
(普通员工) [grunts]
(叹息) [sighs]
(喘着粗气) [breathing heavily]
露露 我知道你很伤心 但加入我们吧 Lulu, I know you're hurting, but join our pack.
举起,等等!真的吗? Hold up, wait! For real?
她把我们丢在火里等死 记得吗? She left us to die in a fire, remember?
但如果我们合作 Yeah, but if we work together,
我们就能离开这里去救超人 we can get outta here and save Superman.
嗯 你真的爱他 Huh. You truly love him.
我当然知道 Of course I do.
你是一个傻瓜 You're a fool.
他只会让你心碎 He'll only break your heart.
幸运的是 我要帮你一个忙 Luckily, I'm going to do you a favor,
在他有机会之前毁了他 and destroy him before he gets the chance.
你在说什么? What are you talking about?
我忘了说我邪恶计划的大结局了吗? Oh, did I forget to mention my evil plan's grand finale?
28分钟内 整个正义联盟 In 28 minutes, the entire Justice League
会爆炸的 is gonna go kaboom.
如果我抓不到我的人 你也抓不到你的人 If I can't have my guy, then you can't have yours.
不 我不会让你伤害他的 No. I won't let you hurt him.
只有一个问题, Just one question,
你被困在笼子里 要怎么阻止我? how are you gonna stop me when you're trapped in a cage?
你也困了 天才 You're trapped, too, genius.
是的,我知道 但就像在收容所一样 Yes, I know. But just like at the shelter,
我总是有退路的 I always have an exit strategy.
嘿,女孩 Hey, girl.
菜,女王 莱科斯怎么样了? Dish, queen. How'd it go with Lex?
(咆哮) [growls]
好吧 我觉得我现在可以说了 Okay, I feel like I can say this now,
我从来都不喜欢他 I never liked him.
莱科斯会为他的所作所为付出代价的 Lex will pay for what he's done.
就在正义联盟旁边 Right alongside the Justice League.
(不祥的音乐) [ominous music playing]
你逃不掉的 You won't get away with this.
我带着爱说这些 你们都是失败者 I say this with love. You are all losers.
你们一直都是失败者 以后也会是 You've always been losers, and you'll continue to be losers
直到你的废柴死 until the end of your loser lives.
哦,Krypto, Oh, and Krypto,
我一定会替你跟超人说再见的 I'll be sure to say goodbye to Superman for you.
-[计时器哔哔声]-[不祥的音乐消失] -[timer beeping] -[ominous music fades]
好,好,好 Well, well, well.
如果不是正义联盟 If it isn't the Justice League,
被我捕获 完全靠我自己 captured by me, entirely on my own.
豚鼠几乎什么都做了 The guinea pig did literally everything.
是的 不得不承认 感觉不太好 [Lex] Yes, gotta admit, doesn't feel great.
但这一切都是值得的 But it's all worth it.
因为你们这群笨蛋要完蛋了 Because you chumps are going down for good.
(不祥的音乐) [ominous music playing]
[Super-Pets嘟哝) [Super-Pets grunting]
(忧郁的音乐) [somber music playing]
没用的 [Krypto] It's no use.
这些细胞被设计出来 These cells were designed
阻止任何有超能力的人逃跑 to keep anyone with powers from escaping.
你得像超人一样强壮才能出来 You'd have to be as strong as Superman to get out.
我们不能就这么放弃 Well, we can't just give up.
放弃是有区别的 There's a difference between giving up
知道什么时候结束 and knowing when it's over.
唔唔 不可能 不是超级英雄 Mm-mmm. No way. Not for superheroes.
我不是超级英雄 I'm not a superhero.
我甚至不是一条好狗 I'm not even a good dog.
当我还是只小狗的时候 When I was a puppy,
我答应过要照看超人 I promised I'd watch over Superman.
我失败了 And I failed.
都是因为我嫉妒露易丝 All because I was jealous of Lois.
谁不会?你看到那些刘海了吗? Who wouldn't be? Have you seen those bangs?
Ba-bang ! Ba-bang!
超人是我唯一的朋友 Superman was my only friend
我害怕失去它 and I was afraid to lose that.
但你不能责怪自己 But you can't blame yourself.
我是唯一该受责备的人 I'm the only one to blame.
如果我真的是他的朋友 If I really was his friend,
无论发生什么 我都会在他身边 I'd have been there for him no matter what.
我父亲是对的 My father was right.
我的问题是我自己 My problem is me.
(抽泣)我很抱歉 [sniffles] I'm sorry.
不 伙计 你很好 Nah, man, you're good.
你终于对自己坦诚了 You're just finally being real with yourself.
没有真相就没有正义 You can't have justice without truth.
谢谢,王牌 Thanks, Ace.
但是已经太晚了 But it's too late.
你确定吗 perrito? Are you sure about that, perrito?
什么意思?- (戏剧性的音乐) -What do you mean? -[dramatic music playing]
你的飞行 You're flying.
什么? What?
我… I'm...
我的权力 My powers.
我回来了! I'm back!
氪星石已经离开了狗 The kryptonite has left the dog.
嗯 那闻起来确实像檀香 [sniffing] Well, that does smell like sandalwood.
(普通员工) [grunts]
好了 是时候拯救正义联盟了 All right, time to save the Justice League.
-[Chip说西班牙语]-让我们敲碎一些头骨 -[Chip speaking Spanish] -Let's crack some skulls.
不 你已经做得够多了 No, you've done enough.
现在说什么? Um, say what now?
我是为了拯救一个最好的朋友才开始的 I started this with one best friend to save
现在我又多了四个 and now I have four more.
哦!他的意思是我们 Aw! He means us.
我不能让你们为我的错误冒生命危险 I can't let you keep risking your lives for my mistake.
但别担心 等这一切结束 But don't worry, when this is over,
我还是要带你们去那个农场 I'm still taking you all to that farm.
小狗 快起来! Pup, up and away!
你相信那只狗吗? You believe that dog?
有情感上的突破 Has an emotional breakthrough,
恢复他的能力 然后反弹 gets his powers back, and then bounces.
-我觉得很甜蜜 加 -I thought it was sweet. -Me, too.
说实话 我中等 你知道的 I'm medium on it, you know, if I'm honest.
(邪恶的音乐) [sinister music playing]
(金属摇摇欲坠) [metal creaking]
(人们尖叫) [people screaming]
是时候让超人死去了 Time for the death of Superman.
我不太确定 [Krypto] I'm not so sure about that.
[播放快节奏电子音乐] [up-tempo electronic music playing]
啊!这家伙吗? Ugh! This guy again?
(咆哮) [growls]
(尖叫) [squeals]
(尖叫) [screams]
(叹息) [groans]
(音乐停止)-(呻吟) -[groans] -[music stops]
(叹息) [sighs]
(紧张地笑) [chuckles nervously]
-[吱吱声]-[邪恶的音乐响起] -[squeaking] -[sinister music playing]
最后一句话吗? Any last words?
-[呻吟]我喜欢这么说 - (声) -[groans] I love saying that. -[rumbling]
最后一句话吗?哦 很有趣 Any last words? Ooh, it is fun.
(呵呵)嘿 你喜欢我的小笑话吗? [chuckling] Hey. You liked my little joke?
把你关在牢房里 (笑) Lockin' you up in the cell. [laughs]
很有趣 对吧?对吧? That was funny, right? Right?
不 嘿 拜托 是我 爸爸莱克斯 No, hey, come on, it's me. Papa Lex.
不,嘿…什么?来吧! No, hey... What? Come on!
(胁迫地笑) [laughing menacingly]
是啊 我的薪水可不够 Yeah, I don't get paid enough for this, no.
(电梯响) [elevator dings]
锁的大门 Lock the gates.
(机器哔哔声) [machine beeping]
我可等不了那么久 Ew, I can't wait that long.
我们现在就开始吧 我想现在就做 Let's do it now. I want to do it now.
[马克]你确定吗? [Mark] Are you sure about this?
我是说 我们可以策划绑架案 I mean, the kidnapping we could get behind.
我们喜欢绑架 但如果你这么做 他们会死 We liked the kidnapping, but if you do this, they'll die.
这就是…… That's the point of...
你以为我们在干什么? What did you think we were doing?
马克,基斯,受到影响 Mark, Keith, suffer.
(两个尖叫) [both screaming]
(Krypto)下台 [Krypto] Stand down.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
好吧 氪星人 你现在绝对是在跟踪我 Okay, Krypto, you are definitely stalking me now.
我好像被吓到了 I'm, like, creeped out.
- (喘息)再见 -[gasps] -Bye.
(Krypto普通员工) [Krypto grunts]
[喘气]飞过去 [gasps] Fly over there.
你是说 朝着那个杀人的啮齿动物? You mean, toward the murder rodent?
超人在哪里? Where is Superman?
你太迟了 You're too late.
我要把他送回那个地方 I'm sending him back to the place
他从哪里来 from whence he came from.
Boop ! Boop!
(闹钟刺耳) [alarm blaring]
(建筑声) [building rumbling]
(笑痴狂) [laughing maniacally]
不! No!
(露露继续笑) [Lulu continues laughing]
(建筑崩溃,隆隆) [building crashing, rumbling]
什么……这是怎么呢 What... What's going on?
(莱克斯)嗯 是啊 有趣的故事 [Lex] Uh, yeah, funny story.
我把我的办公室变成了一艘火箭飞船 I, uh, turned my office into a rocket ship.
所有亿万富翁都有 All billionaires have 'em.
这是真的 It's true.
(马克咳嗽) [Mark coughing]
克瑞普 火箭上有个炸弹 Krypto, there's a bomb on the rocket.
当它离开地球大气层时 When it leaves Earth's atmosphere,
它会崩溃 it'll implode.
[基思和马克咳嗽] [Keith and Mark coughing]
我们只是咳嗽 走吧! We're just coughing. Go!
我来找你了 超人 I'm coming for you, Superman.
Uh-uh-uh ! Uh-uh-uh!
没有那么快 Not so fast.
(飞行员唧唧的声音) [pilot yelps]
- (尖叫)- (喘息) -[screaming] -[gasps]
[露露]谁能活下来 小狗? [Lulu] Who gets to live, doggy?
你爱的男人 还是他爱的女人? The man you love, or the woman he does?
你一个人救不了他们两个 You can't save them both on your own.
(遥远的繁荣) [distant boom]
怎么了,狗吗? What's up, dog?
这是什么?爪子巡逻吗? Ugh, what is this? PAW Patrol?
[笑]我告诉过你们别动 [chuckles] I thought I told you guys to stay put.
我们什么时候听过你的? When do we ever listen to you?
嘘!我无聊! Boo! I'm bored!
-我们来看看惨烈的坠机 - (响指) -Let's get to the fiery crash. -[snaps fingers]
[飞行员和露易丝尖叫] [pilot and Lois screaming]
你节省超人 You save Superman.
从火箭吗?我信任你 -From a rocket? -I trust you.
好吧 但是从火箭上? Okay, but from a rocket, though?
大家一起跳 Hop on, y'all.
因为这头猪 Because this pig right here
(用低沉的声音)快要火腿了 [in deep voice] is about to go ham.
(人体) [people gasping]
(两个尖叫) [both screaming]
(紧张的音乐) [tense music playing]
(两个喘气) [both gasping]
(尖叫) [screaming]
(直升机砰砰声) [helicopter thuds]
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
(咆哮) [growls]
那东西带走了我们的超人 That thing took our Superman.
她会是失望 She's goin' down.
(PB的) [PB grunting]
[低沉的声音]默顿 敲一下 [in deep voice] Merton, hit it.
(芯片尖叫) [Chip screaming]
(芯片)唉! [Chip] Ay!
一切都结束了,仓鼠 It's over, hamster.
仓鼠吗? Hamster?
仓鼠只是一元店的沙鼠 A hamster is just a dollar store gerbil.
仓鼠是花栗鼠 A hamster is a chipmunk
没有什么有趣的事情发生 with nothing interesting going on fur-wise.
(Krypto呻吟) [Krypto groans]
(咆哮) [growls]
你了,孩子 像开金枪鱼罐头一样打开它 You're up, kid. Open it like a can of tuna.
(的) [grunting]
(尖叫) [screams]
-我帮你松开了 - (笑羞怯地) -Well, I loosened it for you. -[chuckles sheepishly]
[叹气]伙计 我讨厌刀枪不入 [sighs] Man, I hate bein' invulnerable.
我们开始吧 明天会疼的 Here we go. This is gonna hurt tomorrow.
为什么我不能有弹性? Why couldn't I have been stretchy?
或者 拿个魔法锤什么的 Or, like, gotten a magic hammer or something.
(呻吟,大叫) [groaning, yells]
(机器嘟嘟大声) [machine beeping loudly]
(紧张的音乐) [tense music playing]
-(金属咔嗒咔嗒声)(呻吟) -[metal rattling] -[groaning]
(机器嘟嘟迅速) [machine beeping rapidly]
(爆炸) [explosion]
不! No!
(呻吟) [groaning]
面对它 Face it.
- 结束了 嗯? -It's over. -Huh?
(叹息) [groans]
你的超人已经不在了 Your Superman is no more
现在他珍爱的小狗就要… and now his precious little dog is about to...
-什么?它是什么?- (紧张的音乐停止) -What? What is it? -[tense music stops]
我脸上有东西吗? Do I have something on my face?
我长痘痘了吗?它是湿的吗?它是准备好了吗? Do I have a pimple? Is it wet? Is it ready?
我应该把它弄破吗?(喘息) Should I pop it? [gasps]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(PB语言) [PB grunts]
(PB呻吟) [PB groaning]
(Ace呻吟) [Ace groans]
嘿,家伙 大风扇 Hey, guys. Big fan.
嗯…你们也看到那只大猪了吧? Um... You all see the giant pig too, right?
不 他们是怎么……? No. How did they...?
你忘了一件事 露露 You forgot one thing, Lulu.
不像你 我有朋友 Unlike you, I have friends.
(露露咕哝声) [Lulu grunts]
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
(尖叫) [screams]
(普通员工) [grunts]
(喘着粗气) [breathing heavily]
(悬疑的播放音乐) [suspenseful music playing]
你说得对 你确实有朋友 [whispers] You're right, you do have friends.
但这种情况不会持续太久 But not for long.
-[隆隆声]-[不祥的音乐响起] -[rumbling] -[ominous music playing]
(建筑声) [building rumbling]
(尖叫) [birds screeching]
(轮胎尖叫) [tires screeching]
(人们尖叫) [people screaming]
(人体) [people gasping]
(不祥的音乐仍在继续) [ominous music continues]
(扭曲的声音)在露露面前跪下 [distorted voice] Kneel before Lulu.
(咆哮) [growls]
哦,来吧 Oh, come on.
[喇叭里放着轻柔的音乐] [soft music playing on speakers]
(扭曲的声音)我说 跪下! [distorted voice] I said, kneel!
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(叹息) [groans]
(呻吟) [groaning]
(露露怒吼) [Lulu roars]
-努力跟上 乌龟 -好的 -Try to keep up, turtle. -Okay.
猪的生物……- (喘息) -Porcine creature... -[gasps]
.．.跟随我的领导 ...follow my lead.
蝙蝠侠独自工作 Batman works alone.
除了罗宾和阿尔弗雷德 Except for Robin, and Alfred,
局长戈登…… Commissioner Gordon...
(两个呼噜的) [both grunting]
(乐观的播放音乐) [upbeat music playing]
-[拍打][露露咕哝] -[slapping] -[Lulu grunts]
(怒吼) [roars]
[生化人]不要弄乱我的半半身! [Cyborg] Don't mess up my half-fro!
(露露咕哝声) [Lulu grunts]
[弗莱什和默顿大笑] [Flash and Merton laughing]
我是潜水侠 I am Aquaman.
(所有的) [all grunting]
(潜水侠咕哝,笑) [Aquaman grunts, laughs]
(绿灯侠笑) [Green Lantern laughs]
得到它,松鼠! Get it, squirrel!
-[奇普笑]-[蝙蝠侠]…正义联盟, -[Chip laughing] -[Batman] ...Justice League,
Batwoman蝙蝠女, Batgirl, Batwoman,
我的船员, my IT crew,
不管摩根·弗里曼演的是谁 whoever Morgan Freeman played,
啊 管他呢 Ah, what the heck.
(普通员工) [grunts]
(叹息) [groans]
(Ace咆哮) [Ace snarling]
(露露咕哝声) [Lulu grunts]
(露露嘟哝) [Lulu grunting]
-(怒吼)(所有尖叫) -[roars] -[all screaming]
-[咆哮]-[紧张的音乐播放] -[roaring] -[tense music playing]
(呻吟) [groaning]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(的) [grunting]
- (怒吼)- (呻吟) -[roars] -[groaning]
看着点 你这可怜的狗 Watch, you pathetic pooch,
就像我毁掉所有你在乎的人一样 as I destroy everyone you care for.
世界上什么都没有 And there's nothing in the world
你能做什么来阻止我 you can do to stop me.
(搅拌播放音乐) [stirring music playing]
你是对的,露露, You're right, Lulu,
在这个世界上 我无法阻止你 there's nothing I can do in this world to stop you.
你在说什么 伙计? What are you talking about, man?
为什么你的语法 And why was your syntax
这句话的结构很奇怪? so oddly structured in that sentence?
(叹气)帮我照看一下超级英雄 [sighs] Keep an eye on Supes for me.
他要去哪里? Where's he going?
不 不是太阳能爪拳 No. Not the Solar Paw Punch.
果汁盒的事? The juice box thing?
但那样会害死他的 But that'll kill him.
Krypto,不 Krypto, no.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
你说得对 艾斯 You were right, Ace.
哇,哇! Whoa, whoa!
[露露]我还差几个几尼呢 [Lulu] I am a few guineas short of a pig.
-[露露笑]-[PB]呃… -[Lulu laughs] -[PB] Uh...
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
露露(笑) [Lulu laughs]
(绿灯侠)啊! [Green Lantern] Ah!
(潜水侠普通员工) [Aquaman grunts]
(尖叫) [screams]
(呻吟) [groaning]
(怒吼) [roars]
[Ace] 当你 爱上某人 [Ace] Well, when you love somebody,
我的意思是 你真的很喜欢它们 and I mean, you really love them,
i>你必须愿意为他们做任何事 you gotta be willing to do anything for 'em.
[Krypto] 即使疼? [Krypto] Even if it hurts?
(Ace笑) [Ace chuckles]
尤其是 Especially then.
(戏剧性的音乐膨胀) [dramatic music swells]
(叹息) [groans]
(所有尖叫) [all screaming]
(遥远的爆炸) [distant explosion]
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
- [Krypto咕哝](爆炸) -[Krypto grunts] -[explosion]
(大喊) [yells]
不! No!
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music playing]
(大声呻吟) [groaning loudly]
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music fades]
(庄严的音乐) [solemn music playing]
-[咳嗽]-[轻柔的音乐响起] -[coughs] -[gentle music playing]
(Ace呻吟) [Ace groans]
伙计 当警犬护盾真没劲 Man, it sucks being a canine shield.
-[骨头碎裂]-[王牌呻吟]汪 -[bones cracking] -[Ace groans] Oof.
(点击的舌头) [clicks tongue]
我觉得我的牙齿还在发光 I think my teeth are still glowing.
你救了我的命 伙计 You saved my life, man.
你当时正忙着救我们的呢 Hey, well, you were in the middle of saving ours.
你知道人们是怎么说狗的 You know what they say about dogs.
[笑] [chuckles]
看来你的超级脑壳里确实有东西 So, something did get through that super skull of yours.
别逼我收回 Don't make me take it back.
-[基思]Bum, Bum, Bum - (马克)再见 -[Keith] Bum, bum, bum. -[Mark] Bye.
(水溅) [water splashes]
什么?你对我做了什么? What? What have you done to me?
我陷入困境了 不是吗? I'm in hot dog water, aren't I?
-[两人都笑了]-[露露]不! -[both laughing] -[Lulu] No!
- [笑]-耶! -[both laughing] -Yeah!
(胜利的播放音乐) [triumphant music playing]
(喘气) [panting]
哦 谢天谢地 你没事 [Lois] Oh, thank goodness you're okay.
(抱怨) [whines]
我为你感到高兴 伙计 I'm happy for you, buddy.
你知道克瑞普救了我吗? You know Krypto rescued me?
我知道这种感觉 I know the feeling.
很久以前他救了我 He rescued me a long time ago.
它是一只好狗 He's a good dog.
(叫) [barks]
[笑] [chuckles]
过来,男孩 Come here, boy.
(叫) [barks]
[咕哝,笑]嘿 [grunts, laughs] Hey.
[笑] [chuckles]
(Krypto喘气) [Krypto panting]
对不起,Krypto I'm sorry, Krypto.
你知道你永远是我最好的朋友 You know you'll always be my best friend.
没有什么能改变这一点 And nothing can ever change that.
(Krypto哀求) [Krypto whines]
哦 还有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
超人(笑) [Superman chuckles]
-[轻柔的音乐响起]-哇 看那个 -[gentle music playing] -Wow, look at that.
我确实计划好了 但是 I did have this whole thing planned, but--
哦,不,请 Oh, no, please,
这就是我一直想象的样子 this is exactly how I always pictured it.
巨大邪恶的豚鼠 Giant evil guinea pig.
这个…这在我的愿景板上 真的 This... This was on my vision board. Really.
你想继续吗? You wanna keep going?
是的,我会的 谢谢你！ Yes, I would. Thank you.
洛伊斯Joanne车道, Lois Joanne Lane,
让我成为全宇宙最快乐的超人 make me the happiest Superman in the universe.
-你能--好的 -Will you-- -Yeah, okay!
【咳嗽】婚前协议 (清了清喉咙) [coughs] Prenup. [clears throat]
(叫) [barks]
(超人惊呼道) [Superman exclaims]
-[露易丝咯咯笑]-[超人咯咯笑] -[Lois giggles] -[Superman chuckles]
(玩具发出) [toy squeaking]
捏的布鲁斯! Squeezy Bruce!
最好是有执照的玩具 不然我要疯了 That better be a licensed toy, or I will freak out.
(芯片喘气) [Chip panting]
(绿灯侠咕哝声) [Green Lantern grunts]
(世行)哦! [yelps] Oh!
嘿,别担心 我得到了你 Hey, don't worry. I got you.
(叹息) [sighs]
好的,发生了什么? Okay, what's happening?
哇 这太奇怪了 Wow, this is so weird.
(尖叫)如此美丽! [squeals] So beautiful!
五次这么慢 High-fiving so slow
当我们都非常快的时候 嗯 when we're both really fast. Huh.
塞米西拉的戴安娜王妃 Princess Diana of Themyscira,
我谦卑地呈现我自己 I humbly present myself,
超级猪 头脑风暴 给你 Super Hog, still brainstorming, to you.
-你会成为一个强大的战士 -[PB gasps] -You will be a mighty warrior.
和拥抱的朋友 And cuddle buddy.
我有祸了 Woe is me.
-[柔和的音乐响起]没人在乎那个水工 -[mellow music playing] -No one cares about the water guy.
这个水工知道 This water guy does.
嘿 我叫基斯 Hey, my name's Keith.
-[吻]-噢 猪猪吻 -[kisses] -Aw, little piggy kisses.
[Cyborg]嘿,烟 [Cyborg] Hey, smokey.
你看起来有点累 You're looking a little burnt out.
需要灯吗? Need a light?
-[轻柔的音乐响起]-哦 看着我! -[gentle music playing] -Oh, look at me!
-(笑)-哦 过来 -[laughs] -Aw, come here.
我是马克 和你的名字吗? I'm Mark. And your name?
(鸟森林里) [bird cawing]
-[轻柔的音乐褪去]-那么 你是一只狗 -[gentle music fades] -So, you are a dog.
我是蝙蝠侠 I am the Batman.
抱歉 我不太擅长和动物打交道 Sorry, I'm not really great with animals.
是啊 我不太会和人打交道 Yeah, I'm not really great with people.
可能是因为我的童年创伤 Probably because of my traumatic puppyhood.
小时候 我的家人就被夺走了 As a child, my family was taken from me.
当我还是只小狗时 我就被从我的家人身边带走了 As a puppy, I was taken from my family.
所以 我磨练了自己 So, I've steeled myself.
-[忧郁的音乐响起]-我的情绪总是受到控制 -[somber music playing] -My emotions, always in check.
[两者]没有人能通过我那坚不可摧的防线 [both] No one ever getting past my impenetrable defenses.
啊 管他呢? Ah, what the heck?
-[轻柔的音乐响起]-[大笑] -[soft music playing] -[laughing]
好男孩 Good boy.
好吧 蝙蝠侠也爱你 Okay, the Batman loves you, too.
(领协调) [collar chiming]
哦!嘿,持久性有机污染物 Oh! Hey, Pops.
是的 它是i, Dog-El Yes, it is I, Dog-El.
- (叹了口气)- (快进) -[sighs] -[fast-forwarding]
从不吃巧克力 镜子里的那只狗是你 Never eat chocolate. That dog in the mirror is you.
烟花吸! Fireworks suck!
替我向盖尔问好! Tell Gail I said hey!
看起来你用超人搞定了 一切 Looks like you worked everything out with Superman.
多亏了你的建议 我也交了一些新朋友 Thanks to your advice, I made some new friends, too.
现在我要带他们去史摩维尔 And now I've gotta bring them to Smallville.
我答应他们 这将是他们的新…… I promised them that it would be their new...
蝙蝠侠(笑) [Batman chuckles]
-(神奇女侠大笑)-(绿灯侠)啊! -[Wonder Woman laughing] -[Green Lantern] Aw!
- Flash(笑)…回家 -[Flash laughs] -...home.
(令人振奋的音乐) [uplifting music playing]
(Lois笑) [Lois laughs]
(乐观的播放音乐) [upbeat music playing]
(火车角刺耳) [train horn blaring]
(有时候) [screeches]
嘿,Chip-tonite, Hey, Chip-tonite,
-和杰西卡怎么样了?我们已经很接近了 -How's it going with Jessica? -We're getting pretty close
作为人和宠物 她甚至给它戴上了戒指 as person and pet. She even put a ring on it.
不错的服装游戏 PB Nice costume game, PB.
谢谢!它甚至还有磁铁 Thanks! It even has magnets.
这要花多长时间? Um, how long is this gonna take?
我和两个消防员头盔有个火热约会 I got a hot date with two firemen's helmets.
剧透一下 他们是双胞胎 Spoiler alert, they're twins.
(引擎咆哮) [engine roaring]
(叫) [barking]
你迟到了 You're late.
抱歉 我和黑暗骑士在玩 Sorry, me and the Dark Knight were playing
一点点取回 你见过丘伯曼吗? a little bit of fetch. Have you met Chewperman?
(玩具发出) [toy squeaking]
那么无礼 So disrespectful.
-[玩具吱吱声]-是你们先开始的 -[toy squeaks] -Y'all started it.
那么 我们的任务是什么? So, what's the mission?
我们可以回答这个问题 We can answer that.
[凯斯]好吧 我们的情报显示有只狗被变异了 [Keith] Okay, our intel indicates a dog has been mutated.
这可能很危险 This could be dangerous.
我们得阻止他 We have to stop him.
收紧你的衣领 我们有工作要做 Tighten your collars. We've got work to do.
(咆哮) [growling]
(低沉的声音)我吃了那个联邦快递的家伙 [deep voice] I ate the FedEx guy.
嘿 我认识那条狗 Hey, I know that dog.
他又大又蓝 快要把我们压垮了 He's giant and blue and about to crush us.
无法粉碎我们的感情 Can't crush what we have.
说它回来 来吧 Say it back. Come on.
头里 -我们拥有的不能摧毁 -Come on. -Can't crush what we have.
(怒吼) [roars]
Super-Pets,激活! Super-Pets, activate!
(英雄音乐消失) [heroic music fades]
[泰勒·斯威夫特演奏的《瓶中话》] ["message in a bottle" by Taylor Swift playing]
♬这几天我不安宁 工作日没完没了♬ ♪ These days I'm restless Work days are endless ♪
♬看看你是怎么让我成为你让我成为你的♬ ♪ Look how you've made me made me ♪
♬时间过得更快 重温你的笑声♬ ♪ But time moves faster replaying your laughter ♪
灾难♪♪ ♪ Disaster ♪
♬因为现在你在 那么远 而我在下面♬ ♪ Cause now you're so far away and I'm down ♪
♬感觉就像 人群中的一张脸♬ ♪ Feelin' like a face in the crowd ♪
♬我到达 为你害怕♬ ♪ I'm reachin' for you terrified ♪
♬因为你可以是 我爱的那个♬ ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪
♬我可以成为你梦想中的那个人 ♬ ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪
♬瓶子里的消息 是我唯一能做的♬ ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪
♬站在这里 希望它能到你身边♬ ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪
♬你可以是我留下的那个 我我我我♬ ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪
♬可能是原因 你晚上睡不着♬ ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪
♬消息在 一个瓶子是我唯一能做的♬ ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪
♬站在这里 希望它能到你身边♬ ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪
♬伦敦怎么样伦敦♬ ♪ How is it in London London ♪
♬你在哪里 而我在想♬ ♪ Where are you while I'm wonderin' ♪
♪如果我还能再见到你♪ ♪ If I'll ever see you again ♪
♬你可以是 我爱的那个♬ ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪
♬现在我站在这里 希望它能到达你身边♬ ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪
♬因为你可以是 我爱的那个♬ ♪ Cause you could be the one that I love ♪
♬我可以成为你梦想中的那个人 ♬ ♪ I could be the one that you dream of ♪
♬瓶子里的消息 是我唯一能做的♬ ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪
♬站在这里 希望它能到你身边♬ ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪
♬你可以是我留下的那个 我我我我♬ ♪ You could be the one that I keep and I-I-I ♪
♬可能是原因 你晚上睡不着♬ ♪ Could be the reason you can't sleep at night ♪
♬消息在 一个瓶子是我唯一能做的♬ ♪ Message in a bottle is all I can do ♪
♬站在这里 希望它能到你身边♬ ♪ Standin' here hopin' it gets to you ♪
♬你可以是 我爱的那个♬ ♪ You could be the one that I love ♪
♬我喜欢♬ ♪ I love ♪
♬我现在站在这里 希望它能到达你身边♬ ♪ And now I'm standin' here hopin' this gets to you ♪
(Lex) 你好? [Lex] Hello?
打扰一下 是我 Excuse me. It's me.
有什么可爱的动物会放我出去吗? Are any adorable animals going to let me out?
也许一只猫?养只猫怎么样? Maybe a cat? How 'bout a cat?
不 Nope.
(叹息) [sighs]
我早就知道我的结局会是这样 I always knew this is how it would end for me.
(嘟嘟) [beeping]
(龟裂) [crackling]
(不祥的音乐) [ominous music playing]
(不祥的音乐停止) [ominous music stops]
露露哦 这是你的 嗨 [Lulu] Oh. It's you. Hi.
-[轻柔的音乐响起]-让我们说实话 -[soft music playing] -Let's be honest.
我们俩才是这次行动的幕后主脑 The two of us are the real brains behind this operation.
忘记莱克斯 Forget Lex.
我们应该合作 We should team up.
你觉得怎么样? So, what do you say?
你想住进一间小公寓吗? You wanna come live in a studio apartment?
与你? Like, with you?
怪癖变成情况? Like, pet-owner situation?
让我想想 是的,是的!答案是肯定的! Hmm, uh, let me think. Yes, yes! The answer is yes!
我只是想知道一些关于我的事 So, just something to know about me.
我热衷于统治世界 I'm passionate about world domination
我的指甲每个月需要修剪两次 and my nails need to be trimmed twice a month.
(轻柔的音乐消失) [soft music fades]
(英雄播放音乐) [heroic music playing]
(叫) [barking]
(玩具发出) [toy squeaking]
获取! Fetch!
(玩具尖叫声) [toy squeaks]
(电力噼啪声) [electricity crackling]
(雷声隆隆) [thunder rumbling]
(玩具发出) [toy squeaking]
这是我的玩具 That's my toy.
那为什么在我嘴里? Then, why is it in my mouth?
【超人】超人 [Superhero] Superman.
黑色的亚当 Black Adam.
你的主人也是个英雄? Your owner's a hero, too?
- (玩具尖叫声)反英雄 -[toy squeaks] -Antihero.
基本上和普通英雄没什么两样 只是更酷 It's basically exactly like a regular hero except way cooler.
你制定自己的规则 You make up your own rules,
然后你打破了它们 and then you break them.
此外 你可以忽略大多数道德 Also, you can ignore most moral
还有道德惯例因为没人能阻止你 and ethical conventions because no one can stop you.
是啊 听起来很像坏人 Yeah, that sounds a lot like a villain.
反英雄 Antihero.
如果他反对英雄 那他不就是恶棍吗? If he's anti a hero, then isn't he a villain?
承认他是个反英雄 否则黑亚当会毁了你 Admit he's an antihero or Black Adam will destroy you.
非常邪恶的行为 Very villain thing to do.
这条线很好 我不撒谎 It's a fine line, not gonna lie.
不管他是什么 我打赌他飞不了冥王星 Well, whatever he is, I bet he can't fly to Pluto.
噢 是吗?看着他 Oh, yeah? Watch him.
[Krypto]我的玩具 [Krypto] My toy.
(戏剧性的音乐) [dramatic music fades]